Thursday, May 25, 2017

The wedding plan Chief de la Maison Chez Pteranodon


Andre la Stegosaurus, Chief de la Maison Chez Pteranodon, came to see Grrr.
"Monsieur, La Rex?"
"Speak English or Dino" said Grrr.  "I don't speak French."
"Bon. You have my pity Monsieur.
Is it that your lady, Le grand dame Gretta Rex,  has de wedding to arrange?"
"Yes," said Grrr, "Her sister Flower is getting married but...?"
"Have not zee worry. Madam Gretta has said we have zee Carte Blanche.
I have come to assure you, that except for the Château Palmer 1961, of which I have zee regret there are only trois bouteilles in all Dinoland. Still given time, more can be flown in de la France à purs 5500 dollars par bouteille.
"Than of course, there zee the meal only of the finest. Andre chef de cuisine has agreed to cater.
No small grant of favor to be sure monsieur,  but he has said, this among gentlebeings d'accord? That Madam Gretta can be Ah, how you say?  be MOST ah..convincing!!
"Yeah, pal, She can be that!" said Grrr with a T  Rex grin!

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