Saturday, May 14, 2022

You want me to tutor WHO???? part ll

 I was just thinking how I am gonna tell Mrs C.She was crying and you know how that is.

"Uh ...She was crying?  Well ya know..It would not be too..that is I could talk to the kid...I am not promising anything ...But a talk should be ok,,I dont' know IF I can help him. I mean he is the son of a great Old one...Still crying.  I hate when ladies even cosmic being ladies cry". Said Bob
Ask the lady to stop by my house if she can and I will talk to her"
"I knew you would help a kid. "Replied Grrr.  She will be here in an hour,
There was a knock at the door of Bob's house and a nice lady in a gray suit stood nervously at the door. " I ,,,I am Mrs Cthulhu..Grrr Rex said it was alright to call?"
"Please come in and have a seat/ Would you like a coffee or tea perhaps" said Bob.
I ..I  yes  thank you....I am very sorry to bother you.I know you retired but but if Jr. does not pass the History test..I don't know   I ,,,He is a good boy and his father took the cosmic power away from him ,,but the school will not let him in..I know rules are rules....but ...."
"Hum I must say that you are not what I expected." Mrs Cthulhu..." "Yes we have the power to assume form and...Well I figured this would be more to the liking of a human. Jr has been put in this form by his father..so...I.. Please can you help us?"
" I dont know yet, why was he expelled? I read the school report but what does the boy say? There are always two sides to this sort of thing" 
To be continued;   Cthuluhu Jr  side



Thursday, May 12, 2022

You want me to tutor Who???

"Cthulhu??  You want me to tutor Cthulhu?  What have you been putting in your Root Beer? asked Bob
"I read Lovecraft ya bum ..I know what the nameless horror does..."
"Not HIM pal his son. I have known the family for a few million years and they are nice beings.. I mean sure the kid made a little mistake at his last school but if He does not pass the History part of his entrance test in July, they may not let him in.   You always say that a kid is allowed  to one mistake." replied Grrr the mighty T Rex.
"Mistake is one thing but sending his class mates to a realm of endless horror is another and ...." said Bob
"His Dad and mom spoke to him about that and any way they were not nice to the kid " ..Grrr said
"Not nice? For that they get sent to the pits of horror?"  I " said Bob
"Ok so the poor kid get's left back?  Still if you are scared..."
"Me? replied Bob " I am not scared ya bum! 
"No offence Pal.I was just thinking how I am gonna tell Mrs C.She was crying and you know how that is.
"Uh ...She was crying?  Well ya know..It would not be too..that is I could talk to the kid...I am not promising anything ...But a talk should be ok,,I dont' know IF I can help him. I mean he is the son of a great Old one...Still crying.  I hate when ladies even cosmic being ladies cry". Said Bob