- Grrr Rex here;
Since you humans are getting so careful of others feeling. There is a theory that you humans came out with that we Rex, in fact all Dinos find most offensive. Namely the foul lies...that we dinos became birds. That is not true we are lizards..Reptiles We have always been lizards and and NEVER birds
..We are offended.
So we want all such books removed tossed into the volcano and kegs of rootbeer in reparations..We...What Babe? Oh yeah, a couple of cases of organic tea as well.
Offended Grrr. Robert Robertson shared a link.
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/08/vermont-restaurant-ad-for-bacon-removed-after-muslim-claimed-it-offended-her So they can chop off your head but you cannot say bacan?? How about this? PORK...WINE......: )
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
PC Dino
Saturday, August 23, 2014
It is a jungle out there...
Grrr's advice to Jr. as he leaves the family cave to go to college.
"Kid', said Grrr. "Remember it is a jungle out there. Unless you WANT to be on the menu, use your brain and keep your eyes open"
"Kid', said Grrr. "Remember it is a jungle out there. Unless you WANT to be on the menu, use your brain and keep your eyes open"
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Roll out the naplam
http://news.yahoo.com/hagel-islamic-state-beyond-anything-weve-seen-202140920.html
Time to let the Marines loose
Time to let the Marines loose
What is wrong with living in a cave?????
"What is wrong with living in a cave?"
Grrr roared.
"I was on the computer and saw that remark about caves, ya ape.
What is wrong with living in a cave... I live in a cave..all dinos live in caves!" Roared an angry Grrr and his mighty tail smacked against the ground!
Thinking quickly, Bob replied:
"True old reptile. But do you live in undecorated caves?"
"Well...uh..No You know that Gretta and Stef are always looking to fix our places up" replied Grrr.
"on that note, I heard her and Stef say that they were going for a little shopping trip down to Ikea..just for a short look and perhaps pick up some organic stuff..
I was going to ask ya to go the "the Dino lost world movie marathon" at Vlad's movie house, you know that he still makes pop corn the old way with real butter.
You know what he says. "I am dead already or undead; so what is it gonna hurt?"
I have two tickets and a gift card for the food cart, but if you would rather go to Ikea?"
"Bob..pal...human friend..buddy..old ape I would never so insult ya as to refuse!"
The two guys, Human and dino, pals again, headed off to the movies.
Grrr roared.
"I was on the computer and saw that remark about caves, ya ape.
What is wrong with living in a cave... I live in a cave..all dinos live in caves!" Roared an angry Grrr and his mighty tail smacked against the ground!
Thinking quickly, Bob replied:
"True old reptile. But do you live in undecorated caves?"
"Well...uh..No You know that Gretta and Stef are always looking to fix our places up" replied Grrr.
"on that note, I heard her and Stef say that they were going for a little shopping trip down to Ikea..just for a short look and perhaps pick up some organic stuff..
I was going to ask ya to go the "the Dino lost world movie marathon" at Vlad's movie house, you know that he still makes pop corn the old way with real butter.
You know what he says. "I am dead already or undead; so what is it gonna hurt?"
I have two tickets and a gift card for the food cart, but if you would rather go to Ikea?"
"Bob..pal...human friend..buddy..old ape I would never so insult ya as to refuse!"
The two guys, Human and dino, pals again, headed off to the movies.
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