Friday, November 30, 2012

Christmas Shopping


Christmas Shopping.

Grrr, the T-Rex and his human pal Bob looked at each other.
“Pal,” said Grrr “You know we have to do this.”
“I know, ole reptile.” Replied Bob “But that does not mean we gotta like it”
“True.” said Grrr.
Taking a big shot of root-beer, Grrr walked to the car as Bob took a big gulp of coffee.
It is the dreaded MALL DOOM and Grrr and Bob had to get gifts for friends and family.
Grrr had his list and Bob his and in about an hour they were done.
Meeting at an interspecies bar, they checked off their lists over Root-Beer and Coffee.
Gtetta…check said Grrr.           Stef…check said Bob
The kids…check said Grrr.       Friends…check said Bob
Friends... check said Grrr.

“We done buddy?” asked Grrr…”Yep’, said Bob

“Now we just have to make sure the wives don’t drag us back here.”
“Bite your tongue Grrr.” said Bob “The walls have ears!”

Monday, November 26, 2012

Grrr's Hatching day

Dinosaur birthday cakeGrrr woke up this morning and Gretta smiled and said "Happy hatching day" Gerry."
She had made him his favorite, a breakfast of bronto-burgers,  pancakes and root beer.
Later that day, Bob and Stef came over took Grrr and Gretta out to the movies and dinner.
Bob looked over at Grrr and said "Pal, I went to the .99 cent store for your gift, but they were all out, so we had to settle for this." handing Grrr a little box.
"Gee thanks ya ole ape" said  Grrr.
Opening the box Grrr saw a life time pass to "Jurassic Park" his and Gretta's favorite vacation spot on earth.

"Have a wonderful a dino time" said a smiling Bob and Stef, to a speechless with joy Grrr and Gretta.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

From the President of Uganda....WE could learn from this gentleman.


From the President of Uganda....WE could learn from this gentleman.

“I stand here today to close the evil past, and especially in the last 50 years of our national leadership history and at the threshold of a new dispensation in the life of this nation. I stand here on my own behalf and on behalf of my predecessors to repent. We ask for your forgiveness,” Museveni prayed.

“We confess these sins, which have greatly hampered our national cohesion and delayed our political, social and economic transformation. We confess sins of idolatry and witchcraft which are rampant in our land. We confess sins of shedding innocent blood, sins of political hypocrisy, dishonesty, intrigue and betrayal,” Museveni said.

“Forgive us of sins of pride, tribalism and sectarianism; sins of laziness, indifference and irresponsibility; sins of corruption and bribery that have eroded our national resources; sins of sexual immorality, drunkenness and debauchery; sins of unforgiveness, bitterness, hatred and revenge; sins of injustice, oppression and exploitation; sins of rebellion, insubordination, strife and conflict,” Museveni prayed.

Next, the president dedicated Uganda to God.

“We want to dedicate this nation to you so that you will be our God and guide. We want Uganda to be known as a nation that fears God and as a nation whose foundations are firmly rooted in righteousness and justice to fulfill what the Bible says in Psalm 33:12: Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. A people you have chosen as your own,” Museveni prayed.

Sherlock Rex V.. a killer Ducky??!

A killer Ducky?

The next morning at work, Grrr pulled Tom aside at in the detective room and said " A duckbill, have you ever heard of a duckbill doing anything? Ok, he might grab a few leaves or, if he is a master duckbill criminal,  run off with a apple from a fruit stand if no-one was looking, but a violent duckbill???
That makes as much sense as ice skating in the volcano!"
"Look, Grrr', said Tom Triceratops, I know that you are a very good cop, your arrest record is clean and second to none, and that you cracked a lot of hard cases, even if you wanna be some weirdo actor." Said Tom with a smile.
 But the chief has said that the case is closed, he has his confession, he is happy with it. All the evidence fits. The DA is happy with it. There is an election coming up both the chief and the DA wanna get reelected. Unless you have starling evidence, you are going to get no-where with this.
The chief is a honest reptile, so is the DA, they are good dinos. But they also want to be reelected.
Just to say that you never heard of it happening before is not going to get it.
 Remember the time Billy Bronto, a grass eater  like me, was caught eating those dino chops? When has a bronto EVER eaten meat before? But he was doing it.
Remember when that saber tooth was hanging out with that pack of dire wolves?
When has a cat ever run with wolves? But he was doing it.
Strange things do happen." said Tom. "That is just the world we live in."
"Yeah', I know Tom, but a killer ducky? It just does not feel right". said Grrr.
Well, it's our case, the chief can close it but we gotta sign off on it.
 I already did, but if you want to talk to the Ducky, nobody can say you can't. I will tell the chief that you... uh...have some things to finish before you sign off, but I'll tell ya, Grrr, its going to be a tight election for him and the DA,and they like their jobs, so unless you are sure, I would not push this.
It is not going to get you anywhere."
"Thanks, Tom." I will be careful."
"You be that way kid, you be that way." replied Tom.

To be continued...

Friday, November 23, 2012

Sherlock Rex... part IV


Sherlock Rex part IV
A young Grrr was sitting at his desk in the police dept. when old Sgt. Tom Triceratops came by .
Tom had been Grrr's mentor on the force and the two were friends.
"Guess, you can go to that acting class a bit early today, kid. The chief closed that murder case we were working on. Got a confession."
Getting up from his desk with a stretch and a yawn, "We gotta get an easy one sometimes Tom."
replied Grrr. "The Chief say why?"
"Yeah", replied Tom. " Seems the kid owed money to the wrong dinos, was late in his payments and the collector hit him a bit too hard.  That "M" you were thinking about? It stood for "money."
 "Same sad old story, Ducky got mad when he did not get paid". said  Tom
 "Well, it happens" said Grrr, his mind on his acting class as he walked out of the office.
 Later that night, Grrr snapped awake in his bed. "Ducky??...Did Tom mean a Duckbill?????"

To be continued

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Sherlock Rex Part III


Sherlock Rex    Part III.

"Was that the Doctor?" Billy "the tail" Bronto asked "Al "the Claw" Allosaurus.
One cold look from his boss and Billy's  mouth went dry.."Boss, I...."
"Shut your leaf eating mouth about the Doctor." screamed  Al the Claw.
Unless you want to go where that ducky and his family are going." said an enraged Al the Claw, pointing at a crying , begging Donny the Duckbill. You forget you ever heard that name. You got me?" "Sure..sure...sure boss..I forgot."replied Billy.
Turning to Joe  Raptor, Al, said "You did not do the job good, the guys upstairs are not happy, they wonder why we pay you." said Al  to a pale and shaken Joe.
"Boss, I ...what?" said Joe.
"I  tell ya what retard, the kid you were sent to take care of  wrote a "M" and and you let him and than did not clean it up  now Grrr Rex seen it.
 Loose end Joe.  You are a nest mate of my wife, but the guys in the head shed don't like lose ends and when it brings Grrr Rex into our business, they worry that I am letting family interfere with business, gotta throw them a bone Joe."
"Wait, boss, You know Grrr Rex won't buy that. We need a fall guy, alive, just me extinct won't fool Grrr Rex. We  need a fall-guy to confess and take the rap.  Give them the Ducky. Let him go for a swim in the volcano!"
Turning a vicious eye to the sobbing duckbill, Joe asked " How bad do you want your family to live ducky?"

To be continued...

Dino Thanksgiving.

Grrr and the family wish all a dino Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/what-should-americas-children-be-taught-about-thanksgiving-these-peoples-answers-will-shock-you/

People say:
Math and Science...Math and Science..that is what we focus on.

But if we fail to teach American history.. the above is that result.
you take kids from kinder on and teach them PC history and wonder why the left seems to be winning????

Sure we fought the Indians for the land, just as they fought other indians for it.
Sure there was racism, up till 1945 and more so with the rise of social darwinism about 1860,almost everyone was "racist" and in most of the world still is.
We are making the effort to live as Americans and brothers and sisters.
Are we perfect? No.
Are there some rotten people of all races among us? Sure.
But most of us want to treat our fellows with respect and yes, even kindness.
The fact that here people could own land and have freedom of religion, and the fact that here millions of different people from all over live here in peace, is an event almost unique in almost all world history and that is over looked intentionally by the commie swine and their "Useful fools" PC tools


Teach your kids our history read their school books...protect their minds.
karl
OPINION: Benghazi.

The pols are missing the point.
What matters is that NO help was sent.
The WH knew of that attack and could have sent in F-16's from the Carriers in 20 mins and the Marines could have flown in and secured the area in a hour. 
The question is "Why was no help sent?"
Yes, who said what on the Sunday talk show was important and why she said it is an issue.

The main issue IS "Why was no help sent?"

Sherlock Rex...part ll

In a rough part of town Al "the Claw" Allosaurus was doing business.
Billy Bronto and Joe Raptor were reporting to the "Claw" .
A small duckbill, Donny, was cringing bruised and bleeding in the corner of the office.
"I will pay, Mr. Al ...I will pay, I always pay...but my kids...egg was cracked and we had to pay the doctor or he would never walk..I ...please."
"Shut up, can't you see I am talking, some dinos got no manners", said Al as he nodded to Joe Raptor, who went over and kicked Donny into a sobbing submission.
"Like, I told you Joe, you gotta get respect or you gotta get out of the business, this ducky, came to me took my money...I helped him, now he disrespects me."
"No..Mr. Al...please... my children...I will pay..please." cried Donny.
"Joe. I told you to shut him up. Can't you do anything right?" said an angry Al.
"I run this business..I am the Dino..no creature"...just then the phone rang.
An angry Al, picked it up and said "WHAT DO YOU WANT???"
After a moment, "The Claw" turned a pale sickly green..."No, .sir. .I mean yes...I ..I..tell the Doctor..I  no, I mean, please let the Doctor know...I ..No..I... we...Yes..Yes right away....Yes."
As a shaken Al, hung up..Billy asked.."Was that..was that... the Doctor?"  ....

To be continued

Monday, November 19, 2012

Sherlock Rex


Sherlock Rex?
As Bob and Grrr were tossing some old junk from Grrr’s garage, he found an old tin box and looking in it, found an old watch and revolver...”What is this old reptile?” Bob asked Grrr. “Looking over Grrr said “Wow, I have not seen those since my detective days.”
“Detective? I did not know you were a policeman...ur police Dino”. said Bob.
It was before I met you, heck even before I went into pictures, there are bad dinos. We don’t like to advertise that, gives all dinos a bad name, but we have our share of evil ones and Dr. Roarous was the worst ...smart and evil.”
“Well? asked Bob
“Well, what? asked Grrr.
“You ARE not going to leave it like that old reptile.” Said Bob pouring a cup of coffee and tossing a can of root beer to Grrr, “What is the story?”
“OK”, said Grrr popping his can of root beer with a claw, guess we could use a break.
”I was called in on this strange case, it was in a nice cave in a peaceful part of Dinocity.
This young rex was found in a pool of blood  but before he died, he wrote a “M” in his own blood on the floor of his cave...
To be Continued.

Haters???

Opinion: Hater?
Anyone who does not agree with me is a “hater”
Don’t like Dinos...you are a hater.
Don’t like history you are a hater.
In fact, if you are hateful enough to disagree with me on anything, you are a hater.
I don’t have to discuss anything with you...you are a hater.
Ok. 1...2...3... All together..”Lets hate haters”

Joey, in the back of the room raises his hand. 
Sir, if we hate haters are we not  haters?
Is there good hate and bad hate?
and is not “hate’ as human a feeling as love?
Should we not be free to desire what we feel within the limits of the law?
Class!!! roared the teacher, Joey is a hater.
Everyone hate Joey!!!!!!!

Friday, November 16, 2012

A Lot To Fix.


A Lot To Fix.

Bob and Grrr went into Grrr's back yard.
The friends had gone Jurassic over a **&&& TV show that said T-Rex look like birds.
Now they had to fix things.
"Wow, we sure did a job on this place pal." said Grrr.
"True," replied Bob. "You pulled that palm tree right out of the ground."
"You did not do too bad either, ole ape, the lawn chair is chopped to bits."
"yeah, we showed em." Said Bob. "Sure put the claw on em." Agreed Grrr.
"So what are we going to do?" We gotta get it all  fixed before Stef and Gretta get home." Said Grrr.
"Not a problem", replied Bob as a big truck pulled up  and some guys and dinos got out.
"What is this?" asked Grrr.  "Well, ole reptile, I called up the TV station and pointed out that their program was based on theory and not fact and that by presenting it as fact, they hurt your self image and were open to one heck of a law suit." "And they brought that ..just how dumb are those people?" asked an amazed Grrr.
"Dumb enough to think Rex have feathers." Replied Bob.
"So I told them that if they would make good the damage, we would kindly let the matter drop and so here they are."
  "Wow, ole ape, I am not worthy!" Replied an awestruck Grrr.
"I did not spend 25 years  listening to some very...very..smart wolf children telling me why they should be allowed into the class dance, even if they did "not know that paper was due today."  : )
"Mr. Grrr, we have your new lawn set..teak..the pool and the trees and root-beer machine and coffee maker, if we can start now sir, we could be done in two hours tops?"
"Ahhh, sure" said Grrr.
Two hours later.
"Mr. Grrr, if every thing is OK, would you sign this release? Oh, we put the new 60 inch plasma TV in your living room and hooked up the surround sound and you get all the stations free for a year...you too Bob." said the crew chief.
Bob and Grrr signed the forms, shook hands with all the workers,  men and dino, and gave them $20 bucks a piece as a tip..which the humans and dino installers took as a happy surprise.
Sitting on their new  lawn chairs and clicking can and cup together, the two pals said "All is well that ends well."

Made in the USA

 MADE IN THE USA
Give yourself and your neighbor a Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year. This Christmas buy ONLY gifts made in the USA.The Gifts may be smaller as they may cost more and be hard to find, but you are giving a gift to two people. The person you gave the gift to and the person whose job you saved.

Seems ole Bill called Romney and sweet talked him.

Opinion:
Seems ole Bill called Romney and sweet talked him.
Told Romney what a great run he made and how, if not for the storm, he, Bill, expected Romney to win.

Now keep in mind that this is Bill Clinton...so it is safe to say he had a reason for that call.
If we assume that it was the storm that did in Romney, then:
A, There is no need to recheck the voting machines before the next election.
B
. There is no need to push for photo id of the voters.
C. No need for recounts.
I mean they all worked ok..
Romney would have won..if not for the storm, so every thing is OK.
If, the liberal Romney almost won and even Obama is saying that he thinks many of Romney"s ideas are first rate...Would not the GOP be SMART to run another liberal in 2016 and a full liberal slate in 2014?
I mean if we conservatives cannot trust Clinton who can we trust?

Ron Paul's final speech to the House

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2012/11/14/ron-pauls-farewell-speech-video

If the nation is to have any future we should and must learn from this.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Feathers!!!! part lll


Pictures of Feathered Relative of Tyrannosaurus Rex: Drawing of DinosaurFeathers!!!!!  Part llI   


Grrr had seen a show on the TV that made the hated claim that dinos were birds!!!!!!
That the Mighty T-Rex had fathers!!!!
In a rage, Grrr smashed the TV and was outside raising heck.
Bob had come over and joined Grrr in his righteous rage.
The two guys were were going nuts!!!!!
Greta and Stef knew that they had to get their boys cooled down before they wrecked the place.
Gretta and Stef looked  at each other and walking to the yard called:
“Boys, Dinner is ready .”
With a final roar from Grrr and shout from Bob...the two pals looked at each other. 
 Grrr, said "You know pal, that dinner does smell good.”
“Yeah,” said Bob,"we showed them!” Said Grrr
“Sure did”, replied Bob, looking around at the wreckage of his and Grrr’s yard.
“You know, Bob we are gonna have to fix all this?”
“Yep.” said Bob...”Yep” said  Grrr.
The two guys T-Rex and human grinned at each other and both said as one.
 “But it sure was fun letting go and going Jurassic!”

Monday, November 12, 2012

Opinion ...PC LOGIC??????

Opinion ...PC LOGIC??????

If I am white and say I want to vote for a person because he is white...that is racist.
If I am black or Hispanic or Asian and say that I want to vote for a person because he is black or Hispanic or Asian that is Ok.
If I am a man and say that I want to vote for a person because he is a man, that is sexism.
But if I am a woman and say that I want to vote for a woman beca...

use she is a woman..the is ok.
News flash: You either vote for people bcause of their positions or you are into "ISM" and there is no difference. Double speak belongs in "1984".
This is a free country and if you want to vote for or against someone because of race or gender that is your right.
I think you are foolish, content of charactar and Ideals are what matter..but that is my view and you have the right to disagree.
But no-one has the right to rework the meaning of the language to suit their PC world view.

Sunday, November 11, 2012


Feathers ll.
 LG ran over to Stef’s house and said “Daddy and Sir are going Jurassic and mom said to say “feathers” and to come quick”. Stef, turned pale and ran over to Gretta’s house.
“Gretta, what happened didn’t you block the science channel?” “We just got the new TV” said. “I blocked in on one channel but it came in on HD and Grrr saw that silly “Dinos are chickens show and went Jurassic. Bob came over to help and when he heard, he went off as well.”
Stef looked out the window, where Bob and Grrr were ripping up every thing in sight.
“This calls for plan “B”. The two wives looked at each other and nodded……

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Nobody reads History.


Nobody reads their History!!!!
I was watching two talking heads on TV debating why unmarried women and Black people would vote for Mr. Obama.
In my Women’s history class, the Prof told us that unmarried women needed abortion because they, the women, COULD NOT TRUST MEN. As long as women feel that way the will NOT give up birth control or abortion.
Two “EXPERTS” were debating why so many Black people voted for Mr. Obama.
In 1960, JFK, the first Catholic to run for president since since Al Smith in 1912, was running for president and EVERY Catholic I knew voted for him.
Catholics who had voted Republican since 1860, voted for the Democrat Kennedy.
 Irish and Italians who hated each other, and they did, stood in long lines to vote the first Catholic President.
No body reads history. 

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

Feathers part ll


FEATHERS    PART  ll



Bob and Grrr were stomping  and roaring about the place breaking things in a rage.
Grrr Jr. (AKA GJ) went out to the yard to see what was going on and told his mom when he returned.
"I don't know mom. I have NEVER seen Dad and his human friend so mad, both of them are going Jurassic".
A worried Gretta, now you must understand that Gretta is a Raptor, and it take a LOT to worry a raptor, asked her son. "What are they roaring and shouting about?" "I don't know mom..all I could make out was the words chickens and feathers."  Gretta's worried face turned a pale green, "Did you say feathers and chickens?" "Yeah Mom  I..."
"O Lord," said Gretta. Turning to Little Gretta, (AKA LG) Gretta told her daughter "go next store, get Stef tell her "feathers" and to come quickly." But momma,  LG said "I don't understand. I..." "Move" said her mother in her raptor voice.
LG made a hole in the air.
To be continued...

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Feathers!!!!!!!

Feathers!!!!!!!
The brand new 60 inch flat screen in the living room of Grrr's cave was in shattered bits on the ground and Grrr was stomping and roaring in a blood mad rage. 
Even Gretta was frightened, as she had never seen him this angry.
"What are we going to do momma? " Asked Little Gretta. "Yeah", said Grrr jr. "Dad, looks like he wants to get Jurassic on someone!"
 "Brother, why not tell daddy about your "c" in history now? He can't get any madder!"
"That is not funny bronto brain, answered Grrr JR. I..."
 "You kids knock it off RIGHT NOW." said Gretta.
Going to the kitchen, Gretta picked up the phone and called Stef.
"Stef? Is Bob home? Something set Grrr off.
The new TV is smashed and he is going Jurassic. Can Bob come over and talk to him?" 
 " I will tell Bob right away." Replied Stef.
As Bob walked into Grrr's yard he could see an enraged T-Rex ripping the palm tree out of the ground.
"What is it buddy?" asked Bob.  
"Feathers" Roared an enraged Grrr.
"What???...Shouted Bob "Are they pulling that chicken crap again???!!!" 
Tossing his cup to the ground in a rage. Yelling and shouting "marinewords"  "Those&(**)(*)(*&(*&)(*)*_(&(*&$$%."

The two pals stomped around in a shared  rage..roaring ...chickens  
CHICKENS  !!!!!!!!!...to be continued...

"Are you better off than you were four years ago?"

Opinion:

 The question to be asked: "Are you better off than you were four years ago?"
If you are better off and think are going well, vote to continue. Mr. Obama
If you are not better off, and think things are going badly, vote to try something new. Mr. Romney.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Why we must end free trade.


Opinion...................  Why we must end so-called "Free Trade."

Let me start by saying that I am an American Nationalist. I wish other nations well but my motto is "America First" and looked at from that view, so called free trade is bad for today's America. We have millions out of work and yet we buy goods from across the sea?
We have tens of thousands of people in jail, some of whom might well be honest, if they had a good job. We pay billions for oil when we have our own here.
Are we insane???
History (You knew that was coming) of free trade.
Europe was destroyed in two World Wars, they needed food and weapons and price was no object and America was the only place that they could get them. When you are about to be conquered and enslaved, you don't worry about the price of weapons or bullets so 500 years of wealth flowed into America. The world was on the gold standard and the rate was $35 for an oz of gold(1). The factories of Europe and Asia were blown to bits. So between 1945 and 1965 almost every thing had to be made here. The Factories were booming everyone who wanted a job had a job and the jobs paid well.
We owned the Earth. So free trade was good for us.
Now?
Europe and Asia had to rebuild and did so with newer factories, investments that were paid for by American business. Factories in Asia and Europe went off the gold standard and devalued their money with the result of a flood of cheap TV...cars...toys...tool...etc. Swamping the American market.  Over time the American factories went out of business and than the price of overseas goods started to rise.
This has to change.  We must have tariffs.
This will NOT be easy.
Those factories in China and Mexico and Japan are owned in part by American banks and the Unions for some reason favor free trade. The Greens hate oil and coal and the pols and Profs are mad for international trade.
Yet, if you want a future, change it must.

(1) The bit about gold is important. When we were all on the gold standard, everyone knew the value of the money and it was very hard to cheat. Once nations went off  gold and started to rely on paper, we went off in 72, the value of money was what the local business people,  banks, or  pols said it was worth.
If you can  make and sell a car for 5000 and the other guy whose money has a higher value HAS to charge 10,000  and you can continue that  long enough, the other guy goes out of business and THAN you own the market and raise the price. This is hard on the people working for you as THEY get paid in cheap money and cannot buy the things they make, but the pols and Business people and Banks? They have their money in gold or dollars and make out very well. This is one reason the factory workers in China are jumping out of windows.  The Germans used a variation of this to pay back the allies with worthless marks in 1921.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Why we should elect Mr. Romney


Opinion...Why I think Mr. Romney should be elected.

I don't think that Mr. Obama is a bad person, Islamic or born in Kenya.
He is I think trying to do his best. What President wants to fail?
But he is an  professor, an idealist tied to Utopian theory.
The problem is that at this point in our history we cannot afford theory.
Too many people are out of work or working two jobs not to pay for
a cruise or a special sports car, but simply to pay the bills and save their home.
We owe trillions to China. Now it is true that they cannot force us to repay, but they can stop lending  to us.  What then?  We have enough oil and coal to last us 500 years, and we could as Russia is doing sell the surplus and use the wealth to rebuild our cities and put our people to work. Americans of any religion or race or gender want to work. A man wants to go home to his wife with a good paycheck and know that he is taking care of her and the kids. A  working mom wants to be able to buy new things for her kids and care for them and not have to work two jobs so she has time to see the kids. 21 year olds wants  to know that when they finish college, that they will have a chance at a professional career, not have to go home and live in the basement.
We have the coal ...we have the oil but "enlightened" types won't let us use it. They mean well...they want to do good but we cannot afford them.
There is a story about this farmer in India where several times a year the elephants march across his field and stomp his crops. Well, he wanted to put up a fence or shoot a few elephants but that was not allowed. We must protect the elephants he was told. Now that seems nice, but I have always wondered what about the poor farmer and his family? Who was going to protect them?
The problem with Idealists is that they are blinded by their ideal of how things "SHOULD" work and cannot see when things are not working.

We  have hard working and intelligent folks here and given the chance we will rebuild. We have the food...we have the coal and oil and steel...we have the will... we have the brains.
What we need is less idealism and more common sense at the top.
If Mr. Romney cannot produce in 4 years, we will find someone else.

Tomorrow's topic...We must end "Free Trade."

Thursday, November 1, 2012

The Report Card.

The Report Card.

"I am toast, dad is going to ground me for sure." said Grrr Jr. AKA "GJ"
what did you do this time?" asked his sister Little Gretta. AKA "LG.".
"It's  my report card, I sort of promised dad, that I would get As and Bs and I got a "C" in History." moaned GJ.
"OK, so your stupid" said his sister, "Everybody in the family knows that."
Don't get the wrong idea as you read this. LG loved her brother but was not above bugging him as a proper sister should.
"LG," you don't understand...I...did not study and when dad's friend Bob, the history teacher, asked if I needed help...I said "No. I am fine,because I wanted to go ride my bike and then I get a rotten "C".
 I gotta tell dad the truth."                                                 To be continued.inside of card