A rather well to do wolfman!

"I knew the movies paid well but who figured that Larry would have whole banks? 

I mean he is so polite and down to earth? said Bob

"That is just his nature." said Grrr. "He was already a NAME when I was just starting out in flicks. Even then, when I was nobody actor wise. Larry was very kind to me. From the head of the studio to the lowest gofer. Larry treated all beings politely. I asked him about it later,when we became friends. He was surprised and said it was just the way a gentleman acted, He had learned it in the family."

"I know that the Brits can be polite..but somehow you dont expect that sort of thing from a wolf man."

"Stereotyping old ape? Who told the kids to judge all by their actions alone?"  replied Grrr

"Thanks pal" replied Bob " you are right". 

A bit embarrassed Grrr replied" You are welcome pal...but ya still an ape!"

"Yeah? "replied Bob  "Well you are a rotten reptilian!"

The two pals started to happily chase  each other around the garage!!!!  All was well .

Tomorrow: The lair

To the bank!!!

   

 "Seems Larry needs someone to go to his stash and get out..." Said Grrr as he looked at the notes he took , "about L 210,000 in limey money and send Larry a bank check so he can forward it to the King's tax man. I would  or Vlad would be happy to help  lend or just give him the money. But you know Larry. Both Bob and Grrr said in a very bad Upper Class British accent. "Most kind of you chaps, but a gentleman, if he has the resources, pays his own way.

"Ok. Ole reptile so what do we do?  " asked Bob between bites. "Ya know these homemade donuts are very good..Any way you were saying? asked Bob.

"It seems his bank is local but the problem is  that  it is only opened during the day so Vlad cannot go and I sort of don't fit...darn vault is too small. I still got my size changing ring but it does not work in vaults  too much steel the Brains who made it say..So ah."....Grrr stopped 

"Ok that leaves me I guess " said Bob. "I am going to need a note or some kind of document from Larry oh, and a key, The beings running Dinotown Bank are not I hope let any one just walk into a Box and help themselves."

"Got the key here,  And Larry called ahead to the Bank and using his  password told them you would be coming, He also sent some kind of ID for you to use."  said Grrr

"Well, no time like now.' taking the Key and ID documents from Grrr. 'I shall head to his bank". Said Bob

About 4 hours later Bob was back talking to Grrr

'Done ole reptile. They sure were polite at that bank once they heard Larry's name.

The President of the Bank came out to help and was most kind'. Bob said

"I bet" replied Grrr . "He even helped you count out the silver. Larry owns 95% of that bank!"

'Actually, She did, seems that they have a lady running things and it was more weigh the stuff and figure out current value and British rates of exchange. That is what took so darn long'. answered Bob.."I tell ya that guy has some stash. The movies must have paid well.'

'Yep'. Replied Grrr 'That they did. AND that is only one of Larry's banks. He has been at it for 120 years!!!!!"

Can you do me a favor...part ll

 "Pal come to the point already" yelled Bob

"Ok ok..seems Vlad told Larry to sell the gold while the price was good and buy silver!!!!

"Now I like Vlad.  Heck, every one likes Vlad .  He would give you the cape off his back and thank you for asking. But sometimes I think, that before he met that Gypsy girl in that bar and woke undead, that a shell must had exploded a tad to close to his head in WW l. He should know that a wolfman cannot touch silver. I mean even with gloves on : The stuff is very very toxic to wolfmen.

That is Larry's problem. That is what he needs help for. You see back in his movie days he made a ton of money and land in LA was cheap so he brought a lot that plus computers, you know how he and you kept going geek.." said Grrr

"We did not go "geek" as you so  crudely put it . Ya rotten reptile! It was just nice to meet a being who knows which end  of the tower the keyboard goes into." replied Bob

"What ever, I say if not for youtube dino movies  and e mail computers would be a waste of space' .replied Grrr.

"You***&&_)_)((((  reptilian..."Replied an outraged Bob

Stef  and Gretta were in the next room having organic tea and cakes when they heard their husbands yelling again

Gretta said to her friend Stef" Sounds like the boys are at it again. You know what we have got to do."

"Yes and before they forget they are pals and tear the place apart again. I will get the cakes." said Stef

"I will get the root beer and coffee". replied Gretta

Putting the snacks on a tray the ladies went into the Garage ."You boys have been out here a while" said Gretta. 

"yes. we figured that you might be hungry" said Stef.

Looking at the tray of snacks the guys forgot their argument and both said "Thanks Babe"

"Enjoy boys" the wives said as they left.

"So ole reptile, what were we talking about a problem of Vlad?" asked Bob between donuts

"Kinda" said Grrr between bites of his Brinto burger. Larry needs our help'

"Ok pal what can we do?" asked Bob.

To the bank!!!  to be continued 

Stranger and stranger

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"Hey pal, can you do me a favor?' Grrr asked

 "Hey  pal, can you do me a favor?' Grrr asked

"Sure.. like the time you asked me to hold that steel rod while you tested your  lighting machine or the time..." said a distrustful Bob

"Naw.  Nothing like that. 

Actually this is for ole Larry. You see he called from England and said something about the  death tax rate.   Seems Wolfmen are no longer exempt. Since England left the EU  and ya know this war in Ukraine is not cheap.  His Majesty’s Exchequer changed the rules. Seems that after 80 years children of the night are considered to have died and ole Lar just got a big tax bill. 

Now he IS an old style "God Save the king" type. So he considers it his duty to the Crown to pay."  said GRRR

"Ok" said Bob. "You are not a Brit. Rex are American Dinos so?"

"Yeah well the problem is that Larry did not trust the Euro and he is not that nuts about any paper money   so he was a bit of a goldbug." replied Grrr

"A lot of guys  and beings  are into gold so how is....You are not gonna ask me to tunnel into  "replied a shocked Bob

"Naw, calm down..Gad you Apes are so distrustful. 

The  gold market started to go bad and Vlad the vampire. " I know who Vlad is! come to the point. said Bob

"You humans are just so time conscious ." Ya don't see us dinos wearing a watch!! Grrrr replied

"Pal come to the point already" yelled Bob

"Ok ok..seems Vlad told Larry to sell the gold while the price was good and buy silver!!!!

To be continued 

Dont rich folks have locks

 Heard Nancy's husband got beaten at home by a guy?

If true; How did the guy get in?

Russia

 Since the fall of the USSR, there have been two major schools in Russia. One(A) wanted to make Russia part of the world. They wished to join the EU and NATO ( if NATO was kept) Create a Euro Russia. At one point Russia's atomic weapons, by report' were turned off, Hollywood Movies were made in Russia and Gorby was in a Pizza hut commercial in Moscow. That is changing and fast.

The other school(pure Russian school (b) saw Europe and it's values almost as anti Russian. They wanted to create an independent Russia..free to follow only Russian values.

I suspect Mr. Putin was of this school. ( I am not a Putin expert and bow to deeper Putin scholars. please keep that in mind)

The problem School B had was that more and more Russians, especially the younger ones, wanted the western life and did NOT see the EU or America as the foe. As I wrote above, That is changing and fast.

Russians have historically been VERY patriotic. When they speak of the "Motherland" they mean it and have throughout their history scorched the earth of Russia, even if it meant burning their own food, rather than give it up in any useful state to any invader.

I suspect seeing their sons, husbands, brothers or lovers coming home in a box, killed by EU and American weapons is converting many Russians, even if they did not support the war in the Ukraine, to the " Independent (B)Russian school.

I leave the solution to wiser heads...I but state the problem. We need wise people running the nation at this time.

I see several paths: Atomic war:by accident or in answer to a NATO invasion of Russia. A major Russian defeat or a major defeat of the Ukraine and by extension of NATO and the USA, OR wise people could sit down a negotiate a settlement. The problem is that dull small minds refuse to talk, They fear losing face. Interesting times.

New home.

 I figure that since I let the ole Ape post here, I may as well check his page. I dont know why you humans put up with being told what ya may write, Gad! And you say us dinos got small brains!!!

Even a greens eating Bronto would not put up with that!!! 

Still you apes are a young species and I expect ya will grow out of it. 

 "Well here I am. Grrr took me in." said Bob.

"Hey pal, I may be the most fearsome predator to ever walk the Earth. But we Rex do  believe in free speech". Replied Grrr.