(A few months before the Cruise)
Grrr has decided that he was bored sitting around the cave so he has applied for several positions:
Personal trainer..I will give you a 5 min head start then, if I catch you before you finish the 5 mile run, I eat you. They did not call back!
Fashion consultant: I have been dragged to the mall by Gretta lots of times.
Psychiatrist : All you gotta do is sit and and say "humm"
Movie star: "Hey, I was BIG in Jurassic Park..Naw. We left that business."
Brain surgeon: "I have had my claws inside a lotta skulls. brains with corn chips and rootbeer? yumm." Hmmm... Ten years of school? Naw"
So as he liked that white coat and had kinda sorta "borrowed" one of Bob's old pipes, Grrr took a position as a Councillor at the "Wellness Center" run by kindly old Dr. H
As Grrr is sitting in his new office, with his white lab coat and pipe, a young small Rex with dragging tail and downcast eyes walks in.
Grrr invites him to lay on the couch: The young Rex tells Grrr that his name is "
Eignap, "but everyone calls me Eiggy!"
Eeggy tells Grrr that he feels rejected becouse the Allosaurus are not nice and he worries that his scales are not green enough that his roar is weak and...."
The tip of Grrr's tail was ...STARTING TO TWITCH never a good sign.
"ROAR"..said GRRR..lab coat and pipe forgotten.."My boy YOU are a REX because God himself made you a REX and a Rex acts like a Rex or he does not act at all.
From now on instead of wasting time , you are going to REX school with my son Grrr.Jr. and darn well learn to be a REX!!"
The young Rex took these words to heart and learned to walk with his eyes up..his tail in the air and a much better roar. :)
Remember the wise words of Grrr.
We are what God himself made us..if anybody does not like us, let them argue with God.
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