Flower and Karma
Flower, the hippy raptor, was doing yoga on the deck. As old Dr.H, the duckbill she had just married, struggled to get in position.
My Dear said Doc.H. I fear that I may well be pass this. 
You just have to let your aura flow. Said Flower with a smile.
.Age is in the mind. Our life force is endless. We are the children of stars dear one.
As Dr.H slowly settled in position, a nasty crewman went by and said to his friend, Look at the dumb old creep.
Now, Dr. H did not hear him. But, alas for him, Flower did and a raptor, even a flower child hippy dinostock raptor, is still a raptor.
Excuse me for a while dear one. She said to Dr. H, as she flowed  to her feet and removing her Bierkies freed her raptor claw.
A few minutes later, Dr. H heard a scream. 
As Flower returned wiping her claw with an organic tissue, Dr. H asked. What was that dear girl are you alright?
 I am fine beloved. Flower replied. That?. Just some dark souls discovering karma.