Monday, October 1, 2012

The Unhappy Vampire

Seeing the look on his friend's face, Vlad said, "Drac, what is wrong old friend?, is Van Helsing at it again?"
"No", replied Drac, in a sad tone, "it is my new wife Sophia.
"Do you have any vine, my friend?' Drac asked.
Vlad knew that it was serious as Drac, as we all know, doesen't deink...wine.
Handing his friend a large glass with some type "O" as a chaser, Vlad asked,
"Do you vant to talk about it  mein friend? "
It went so vell at first, she ..she was my Elsiibta reborn. She ...she asked me to convert her..it seemed strange but these times..the new women..such joy."  
Then.........

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