The Unhappy Vampire  part 4.
"The smell, the other wives are starting to complain. Even the children of the night are howling" moaned Drac.
"Well", said Vlad. "Just sit down and explain the problem to her and put a stop to it."
"Were, it were that easy" replied Drac. "It makes her so happy and I...just cannot.."
"OK" said Vlad. "We need help and I know just the creature to call, Grrr Rex."
"Everyone knows of Grrr and holds him in high esteem" said Drac.
"Do you really think that he can help?  I am not going to counseling. I am a Boyar and a warlord..that counseling stuff is for wimps" snarled Drac.
"No one said anything about wimps Drac. We are just looking for ideas...or do you want to go home and talk to the wives??" asked Vlad.
"No! " said Drac."Call Grrr."