Stereotyping...or AL Gator hates sports.

Al Gator came swimming up to Grrr and Bob's hide in the swamp.
Hey Guys! Al called. Hey Buddy. Bob and Grrr replied.
Have a cup of tea and welcome.
What's the problem Al? Bob said. You look annoyed.
Bloody Sports nuts it is ....said Al......
Hummm. said Grrr.
It is all very well for you to say" humm" Grrr. But you are not a gator.
You guys know that the state animal is a gator and when the humans proposed that we gators were honored and we still are. It was very nice. But when they made us the mascot of the sports clubs, well, in my opinion, things got out of claw.
Gator banners...bumper stickers..cup..flags...t-shirts..shorts..headbands..and everybody wants you to sign them. A gator cannot even swim into the mall without ten strangers wanting to hug him say "what about them Gators?"
We gators are NOT all the same. My Uncle Angus loves that stuff..eats sports like jam on a crumpet. Me? I hate sports..well, not hate, but, not nuts for either.
Fellas, I am thinking of eating a few people...