Dracula's new wife...

Vlad the vampire was sitting at his computer watching the world Cup, he roots for Romania of course, when he heard a flapping at the window.

Getting up to look, he was surprised to see his friend the Count and invited him in.

Seeing the look on his friend's face, Vlad said, "Drac, what is wrong old friend?, is Van Helsing at it again?"
"No", replied Drac, in a sad tone, "it is my new wife Sophia."
"Do you have any vine, my friend?' Drac asked.
Vlad knew that it was serious.  Drac, as we all know, doesn't deink...vine.
Handing his friend a large glass with some type "O" as a chaser, Vlad asked,
"Do you vant to talk about it  mein friend? "
"It went so vell at first" Whispered Drac. " She ..she was my Elsiibta reborn. She ...she asked me to convert her..it seemed strange but these times; the new women.. Who understands them? 
But such joy!  After a few nights, when we got back to the castle, she..she..asked if I minded if she took up her old hobby.'Of course my dear.' i said , I was happy to agree"  Drac  took a LARGE drink of wine.
   "Well", said Vlad, "What is wrong with that? These new women are  more independent than those of our time. Many have hobbies."
           "She ..she cooks." Said Drac. "She knows that we do not eat,  at least not often, but she said it was  her joy.  She gives the food  to the local people.  They love her for it.   Villagers  once more love and respect the name of Dracula.  I had  the kitchens of the Castle rebuilt..all stainless steel, the formal dinning Hall restored."

"Well, if she is good at it, gives the food to the poor, is it not the duty of a noble to care for his people? said Vlad.
"Vlad, you don't understand...she..she is from Rome..in Italy."
Vlad's face turned even paler.."Count, you..don't mean..."
"Yes, she is Italian...everything is cooked in... in...garlic!!!!!!"

to be continued..