A Lot To Fix.
Bob and Grrr went into Grrr's back yard.
The friends had gone Jurassic over a **&&& TV show that said T-Rex look like birds.
Now they had to fix things.
"Wow, we sure did a job on this place pal." said Grrr.
"True," replied Bob. "You pulled that palm tree right out of the ground."
"You did not do too bad either, ole ape, the lawn chair is chopped to bits."
"yeah, we showed em." Said Bob. "Sure put the claw on em." Agreed Grrr.
"So what are we going to do?" We gotta get it all fixed before Stef and Gretta get home." Said Grrr.
"Not a problem", replied Bob as a big truck pulled up and some guys and dinos got out.
"What is this?" asked Grrr. "Well, ole reptile, I called up the TV station and pointed out that their program ,the one that said the dinos evolved into birds, was based on theory and not fact and that by presenting it as fact, they hurt your self image and were open to one heck of a law suit."
"And they brought that ..just how dumb are those people?" asked an amazed Grrr.
"Dumb enough to think Rex have feathers." Replied Bob.
"So I told them that if they would make good the damage, we would kindly let the matter drop and so here they are."
"Wow, ole ape, I am not worthy!" Replied an awestruck Grrr.
"I did not spend 25 years listening to some very...very..smart wolf children telling me why they should be allowed into the class dance, even if they did "not know that paper was due today." without learning something : )
"Mr. Grrr?' asked the manger from the Tv station. "we have your new lawn set..teak of course, ..the pool and the trees and root-beer machine and coffee maker. if we can start now sir, we could be done in two hours tops?"
"Ahhh, sure" said Grrr.
Two hours later.
"Mr. Grrr, if everything is OK, would you sign this release? Oh, we put the new 60 inch plasma TV in your living room and hooked up the surround sound and you get all the stations free for a year...you too Bob." said the crew chief.
Bob and Grrr signed the forms, shook hands with all the workers, men and dino, and gave them $20 a piece as a tip..which the humans and dino installers took as a happy surprise.
Sitting on their new lawn chairs and clicking can and cup together, the two pals said "All is well that ends well."
"Dumb enough to think Rex have feathers." Replied Bob.
"So I told them that if they would make good the damage, we would kindly let the matter drop and so here they are."
"Wow, ole ape, I am not worthy!" Replied an awestruck Grrr.
"I did not spend 25 years listening to some very...very..smart wolf children telling me why they should be allowed into the class dance, even if they did "not know that paper was due today." without learning something : )
"Mr. Grrr?' asked the manger from the Tv station. "we have your new lawn set..teak of course, ..the pool and the trees and root-beer machine and coffee maker. if we can start now sir, we could be done in two hours tops?"
"Ahhh, sure" said Grrr.
Two hours later.
"Mr. Grrr, if everything is OK, would you sign this release? Oh, we put the new 60 inch plasma TV in your living room and hooked up the surround sound and you get all the stations free for a year...you too Bob." said the crew chief.
Bob and Grrr signed the forms, shook hands with all the workers, men and dino, and gave them $20 a piece as a tip..which the humans and dino installers took as a happy surprise.
Sitting on their new lawn chairs and clicking can and cup together, the two pals said "All is well that ends well."
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