Bob was awakened early in the morning by the sound of Grrr's tail banging weakly against his front door.
When he got up, he noticed it was a bit cold..Dino-town is in Florida.
As he opened the door, he saw Grrr and Gretta shivering on the door step.
"Can...Can...can we come in ole ape?" asked Grrr. "Of course." said Bob.
Stef called. "Gretta dear..Grrr, come in." As she turned the heat up to 90.
"Thanks ..We never figured that our cave would need central heat like your human homes do." said Grrr.
Stef gave Gretta a cup of hot tea and Bob gave Grrr a warm root beer.
As Grrr drank his warm root-beer and Gretta her organic hot tea, Grrr explained.
"So, old ape, when we moved here I saw a human on TV talking about greenhouse gas and earth warming. Well, it was hot here and if it was only going to get hotter, I figured to save a few bucks and..."
"I told you to get the whole system" said Gretta" But would he listen?" Gretta and Stef gave each other the "wife-look".
"Anyway." said Grrr, getting a look of comradeship from Bob, "I am calling Al Gator tomorrow and getting the whole system."
" I outta eat that guy." Said a cold dino.
" Al ?" asked Bob.
"No" said Grrr. "That earth warming human".
"You don't want to do that Grrr." said Bob.
"Why not?" asked Grrr
"Food poisoning." replied Bob.
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