"Vlad, asked Bruce the Shark, what is the matter?"
"Mein fang, I broke the tip of mein fang on that shell!"....
"It will be alright, my friend, said Bruce, we sharks lost teeth all the time, I will call Walther, my dentist and make an appointment."
"A..A..A dentist!, cried Vlad the 100 year old fearless vampire...but..Bruce..I..I..have never been to the Dentist."