Vlad the vampire was sitting at his computer watching the world Cup, he roots for Romania of course, when he heard a flapping at the window.

Getting up to look, he was surprised to see his friend the Count and invited him in.

Seeing the look on his friend's face, Vlad said, "Drac, what is wrong old friend?, is Van Helsing at it again?"
"No", replied Drac, in a sad tone, "it is my new wife Sophia."