The  Vampire and the Dentist.
"Vlad, said Bruce the Shark, don't be a wust!
 World Wars you lived in, a spy and master of black ops..even "the Business" and THAT takes a mench to handle and now you sit there and shake from the dentist"???!!!
 "It is ok for YOU to talk Bruce, said Vlad, you sharks regrow your teeth but  us vampires ? One set is all we get". I ...I..heard things from the other undead, the needles and the drill!!!!!  I always take good care of my teeth.  I brush 5 or 6 times a day after every meal even a snack and I brush..This is Not fair"!!!!!!Cried the vampire.