Eating the neighbors
As he was looking at the "Dino Report", with his morning root-beer, Grrr noticed that
they were finding bits of people all over town; an arm here..a leg there...a head or two.
"Babe, you have a second?" he asked Gretta.
"Now babe" Grrr said, "you remember that we picked a human/dino retirement community so we could stay near Bob and Stef?. How we said that we would miss them and you said that you feel Stef is your best friend? You know we talked about not preying on the other humans? That Bob and Stef would not be comfortable with that and might even see it as bad manners, if we tear the other humans to bits without good reason?"
"Of course" said Gretta, "Stef is my sister, and you and Bob are always getting into trouble together. Remember when you and Bob made that hang glider and landed in the swamp? Stef and I told you guys but".
"Babe" Grrr said "This is about the parts of humans that they have been finding; a head by the pool... a few arms and legs outside Wally's World. Kid, love ya, but if we are going to have our cave around humans, you cannot tear them up...it makes the other humans nervous."
"Oh That ?" Grrry don't be silly. Those were bad humans. As we were coming out of the Mall, they had a fine collection of shoes and Stef found the nicest pair with..."
"Babe, the human parts?" Grrr said.
"I was getting to that, there was this group of old humans in front of us and some bad humans ran up and grabbed their handbags and were hitting the old humans." Gretta said " I told them to stop, but they yelled bad words and tried to hit me. I had to defend myself and Stef jumped in by my side. We could not stand by and let those bullies rob and hurt those nice old people. Is it my fault, dear, if those bad humans just sort of came apart?" Gretta said with an innocent look and an appealing smile.
As he was looking at the "Dino Report", with his morning root-beer, Grrr noticed that
they were finding bits of people all over town; an arm here..a leg there...a head or two.
"Babe, you have a second?" he asked Gretta.
"Now babe" Grrr said, "you remember that we picked a human/dino retirement community so we could stay near Bob and Stef?. How we said that we would miss them and you said that you feel Stef is your best friend? You know we talked about not preying on the other humans? That Bob and Stef would not be comfortable with that and might even see it as bad manners, if we tear the other humans to bits without good reason?"
"Of course" said Gretta, "Stef is my sister, and you and Bob are always getting into trouble together. Remember when you and Bob made that hang glider and landed in the swamp? Stef and I told you guys but".
"Babe" Grrr said "This is about the parts of humans that they have been finding; a head by the pool... a few arms and legs outside Wally's World. Kid, love ya, but if we are going to have our cave around humans, you cannot tear them up...it makes the other humans nervous."
"Babe, the human parts?" Grrr said.
"I was getting to that, there was this group of old humans in front of us and some bad humans ran up and grabbed their handbags and were hitting the old humans." Gretta said " I told them to stop, but they yelled bad words and tried to hit me. I had to defend myself and Stef jumped in by my side. We could not stand by and let those bullies rob and hurt those nice old people. Is it my fault, dear, if those bad humans just sort of came apart?" Gretta said with an innocent look and an appealing smile.
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