Friday, November 14, 2014

BF part ll

Bigfoot ll.

" You know, you could be looking at this the wrong way." said Grrr.
"This could be a very good thing for you".
"Good? How can this be good? I cannot set foot in my own forest without some nut of a human trying to trap me or take a picture. I tell ya Grrr a creature needs some time to himself." Replied Bigfoot.
"We Bigfeet are peaceful types who love the woods and the silence of nature..I...""
"Buddy", said Grrr, "I understand but the best way to get the humans NOT to bother you is to go on TV...get your face before the public..than people leave you alone. "
"That, Grrr is the nuttiest thing I ever heard....get some peace by going to the humans???"
"Look BF, ask yourself why do humans want to trap you or take your picture?"...asked Grrr.
"I don't know." said BF. "But it is very annoying".
"Look buddy, people love you, you are a mystical creature..a wonder"...Grrr said.
"You think so?, I never looked at it that way".replied BF.
"But look, Grrr, even if that is so, I still need my space"
"Sure you do and the way you get it is to give the people what they want.  I have some pals in show business. I can set you up with them...if it works out, you make enough to buy your own forest and since people see you on TV, the mystery is gone and there is no reason to bug you anymore in your forest". 
"Grrr, asked a hopeful BF, you think so? It would be nice to have my own forest for the wife and kids".
And that is how BF got into doing commercials on TV.

Tomorrow:   "The Wellness Center".

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