The First Date:

Little Gretta, Grrr's  girl was home from her first year in college.
She was telling her folks about this nice boy Roger Rex, that she had met. in fact, he was coming over to take her to the museum that afternoon.
Grrr was not too happy about this. As he told his friend Bob. "I don't know this kid, anyway  she is just out of the nest. I...." Just then the front bell rang and  Grrr roared "Come in." A young Rex came in, and  walking up to Grrr said."I am Roger Rex, I am here to take LG to the Museum."
"Yeah?. Well the ladies are shopping, they should be back in an hour or so." Giving Roger a look that made the younger rex back up a few feet. Grrr said" Sit down kid...lets talk."  to be continued