Friday, March 23, 2018

How the heck does a vampire have undead issues? part 2

"Please fellas. You must help and of your own free  vill.  It is my my brother Boris,  he.. he is trying to get a tanning machine!!!! cried Vlad the vampire.
Bob looked at Grrr. "What do ya think pal?" "Well", replied Grrr. "We either gotta help the undead bum or stake  him  that is the only way we are going to get any peace around here."  "Truth pal and if we stake him where are we going to go to see old movies?  so, We gotta help. This is just SOOO corny. Will you say it or will I? " "You say it ole ape."  "Enter freely and of your own will." said Bob. 
"You know fellas you could have just said come on it. Said Vlad.  ""Yeah we know" said Grrr "But we gotta have some fun. What is the problem pal" asked Bob as he tossed Vlad a bottle of type "O".
"It is mine brother Boris, he he has been watching old reruns of "Baywatch" and and he thinks that is he wants a  a  a  tan!"  mumbled  the shocked vampire.
"Pal, if ya dont mind my saying your family is kinda strange..I mean you only drink "o" in the bottle and.." Then there was your cousin the Count that wanted the kitchen of his castle redone becouse his new wife liked to make garlic bread." put in Bob 
"And then there was the one that simply could not stand the sight of blood" said Grrr
"Yeah and dont forget the vegan or that one who....
"Alright..alright who's family is perfect? Asked Vlad.. 
"But this..this is danger,,you fellas Must help..As a friend I ask..who else in Dino town shows der old classics as they should in a movie palace be shown and The Mummy week  I have planned  even the Mummy is coming ..."
Grrr looked at Bob..Vlad knowing the pals were hooked on old movies  smiled.
"Mummy week?  OK. Pal" asked Bob as Grrr roared in agreement. "How can we help?"


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