Grrrr heard that they were having a pet show at the local golf club.
He wants to fit in so he called RaowRowrMeow, the Saber tooth tiger and asked her to help out...she said "sure" and came over the fence.
Now as you know Raow--Rowr is 15 feet long and 2000 pounds. Kitty size for Grrrr.
Any way they had a open lunch..lots of roasts..that did not go well as she was hungry and being a proper cat..even if a rather large one, she sat down to wash her face after dinner and the head of the local golf club tried to chase her and the kittens. She, being a proper mama cat, had of course brought the family.
Well, scaring the kittens was not wise... She is protective of her kids. She played "Mousie" with the President of the Golf Club.
She told Grrr that she had been insulted and he became angry. "some beings are just Not very kind roared Grrr.
So he and Godzilla, who was visiting from Japan, golf is big in Japan, went to the golf course and they sort of rearranged things Godzilla got kinda carried away and reenacted the part where he visited Tokyo
You think that this will effect my membership application??
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