Bob was sitting,minding his own business, reading a history book when he heard a digging sound coming from under his floor. Putting down his book and getting out his 1911, he aimed in at the spot and when a shovel broke through the floor, fired a round saying" Freeze you ((**&^^$% maggot"
He heard a voice saying "Study on old chap. Y'll are fixin to scare mah crew" "Al" is that you?"Bob asked recognizing the voice of Al Gator the builder. "yah! hold on old ape." "Grrr ? What the heck are you guys doing under my house?' "Put that thing away will ya? You are scaring Al's crew and I am paying them by the hour!!!!" Putting his 1911 in the desk. Bob saw Grrr's head, wearing a hard hat, pop out of the hole.
"What am I doing? I do a favor for you ape and not even one lousy can of root beer!" said Grrr or cup of earl grey! " put in Al or glass of sweet tea for us said the crew" "What do we get??"? asked Grrr "That hand cannon of yours..good thing it was not the Mauser!!!"
"Ok..ok.." said Bob as he handed out root beer and Earl Grey and sweet tea "But you guys come diggi ng through my floor! What is going on?
"We" said Grrr. "Me and Al and the guys are protecting you and Stef from the nutty humans out there!
To be continued
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