Friday, October 29, 2021

LG is not yet the cook that her mother or Stef is, but LG is still a kid and she tries.

 



The phone rang so Bob picked it up.
 "Hello" Gretta Rex said, "Please put Stef on"
"Hey babe, it is Gretta. She sounds annoyed about something."
"Gretta dear, is everything alright?" asked Stef.
"What??? He did...that...that ..pig...I will be right over!"
"What is up Babe?" asked Bob.
"Little Gretta", replied Stef ."Her date did turn out right...some males are such ..."
Bob went over to Grrr's house a bit later and seeing Flower, Gretta's sister, the hippy Raptor, Stef and Gretta talking, asked "What is up ladies?" Three heads dino and human looked at him and said "GUYS!!!"
Knowing when to leave. Bob beat feet.
Seeing Grrr jr, Bob asked him what happened.
"Well, sis met this guy Pierre la Bronto at school. She was stuck on him. It is kinda funny Mr. Bob.
She started taking French and calling Mom moma and dad Papa.
Anyway, she cooked Pierre a French meal and I guess he did not like it. In fact, I don't know what he said but LG, told Mom and she called Miss Stef and Aunt Flower and they are MAD.
Mom told dad and his eyes got red. he said that he would take Pierre to lunch and work things out."
So later that day, on the way back from the book store, Bob stopped in at  "The Wellness Center" where Grrr practiced and  went in  to see him.

"Hey, buddy got a minute?" Bob asked sticking his head in Grrr's office.
"Sure pal. Come on in." replied Grrr as he sat with his foot on the desk reading some case notes and drinking a root beer.
"The ladies were annoyed this morning. I ran into Jr. He told me   about LG." said Bob 
"Yeah, Not a problem any more." Said Grrr with a big t-rex grin. "We had lunch."
"Grrr,  did ya eat eat Pierre?" asked Bob.
"Heck, no. You know I hate French food..The garlic and sources alone..gad.."
Nope, I took him sight seeing"..Replied Grrr with an evil grin"
Pouring a cup of coffee from the pot that Grrr kept in his office for his human pal, Bob said "I gotta hear this. Give pal."
"Well, now you know that those Frog dinos think that they KNOW all about food and art and culture.
In fact, Pierre's remarks about my little girl's cooking were not very gentledinoly.
 Now we both know that LG is not yet the cook that her mother or  Stef is, but LG is still a kid and she tries. 
But to say that all American food is "La-burger roi" And her cooking  fit only for" zee swine."  Now that is a bit much.
Still, since he was that interested in Burger King...charcoal roasted..I did not have a grill handy but.."
"The volcano!" yelled Bob with an evil grin. "Old reptile, you surpass yourself." 

"Well, since he liked things well cooked..."


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