We do drink Vine.

 Vlad the vampire and Grrr the T-Rex were hanging out in the swamp.

The ladies had gone to the Mall, and Bob had lost the coin toss and had to go with them to carry stuff.

Grrr was enjoying a can of root-beer and Vlad, to Grrr’s surprise was having a glass of wine.

“Vlad, if you don’t mind my asking, since when do vampires drink wine?”

Looking up from his video game, Vlad was hooked on “panzer commander”

He said “Excuse me Grrr, I did not hear you.”

“The wine, buddy, since when did the undead drink wine?” “You know, “I never drink …vine” “.

Repeated Grrr.

“Drat!!!" Said an annoyed Vlad.

“Sorry, buddy, I did not mean to" ...said Grrr.

“No, No...Grrr it is not you . It is that darn book again.
Ever since Stoker wrote that silly tale, it has created problems for us vampires."

To be continued…