As Grrr was sitting in his new swamp den, he saw a strange sight;
 An alligator  wearing a skirt and carrying golf clubs came by.
“Laddie, hav  ye no been told is ney polite ta stare?” the  Gator said.
“Hum, Sorry." said Grrr. " It is just that I never saw a gator carrying golf clubs  and wearing a skirt”
“It is a kilt, nay a skirt. Ya big ox and we kilt all who make fun of it.”
 Grrrs eyes started to turn red, never a good sign.
“We will just see who kills  who around here.” Grrr said with a roar.