Vlad, the Vampire was talking with
Grrr.
“I tell you,Grrr, der movie business
iss kaput.”
“In our day, ve were artists, der
craft meant something! Now, it iss der zombie thiss und der zombie
that. It is enough to make you want to return to der old earthbox and
sleep for a century or two und I vould too but vhen I avoke, I fear,
it vould be vorse .”
“Tell me about it.” replied an
agreeing Grrr.
“You went to school when we were in
the business, you studied the old pros, every movement of your claw
or twitch of your tail was meant to convey the mood to the audience.
Gretta and I practiced a five minute shot for days getting our parts
just right.
Now? A bunch of extras in torn clothes
with a bit of dirt and plastic blood is a movie....”
To be continued.
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