Y'all gotta know how the chaps think. Y'all gotta ask what is the one thing the golfers simply cannot abide? Hate it worse than ole Stonewall hated Yankees?"
asked Al Gator. "Rain?" asked Bob "Hot days?" put in Grrr. "How about lightening?" Put in Andy.
"Nope clear to see that y'all ole boys are not golfing chaps, not at all rather.
No, the thing golfing chappies hate worst than bugs in a jug of Shine, is losing by one stoke..cannot abide it."
"I would think losing by a big score would be worse." Said Bob.
"Son, y'all, just gotta understand that these chappies hate to lose. Hate it the way the pastor hates drinkin and sinning. Losing is bad and to lose by one stroke?...Why it sets their hair afire. Never heard such language and the men folk are worse." Al said with a big gator grin.
To be continued.
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