Eating the Golfers part 4

Eating the Golfers..part 4

After  Andy Ant explained the problem to Al Gator, Al said "Sit yourself down, there's a good chap, I have the very thing for y'all. Going to his truck, Al came back into the garage with a small tool. Mah good lady, picked this up for me at Marshall's for about 5 bucks..simply wizard little device.".
"Y'all got to understand that simply eating the blighters or even rending them to bits won't answer. No. They will simply tell each other, the ones that get away that is, "what a tough course..challenging".. and want to "play it " even more..quite mad that way. crazy as June bugs or a Yankee with a jug of shine. Nope, Y'all  gotta know how the chaps think.  Y'all gotta ask what is the one thing the golfers simply cannot abide?
 Hate it worse than ole Stonewall hated Yankees?"  To be continued..