Grrr handed Bob his card. It read" Grrr the mighty T -REX."

 Grrr handed Bob his card. It read" Grrr the mighty T -REX."

"What do ya think pal?" asked Grrr

"Well", replied Bob, "it is very nice but what is the point? I mean everyone knows you are  a mighty T Rex. They just gotta look."

"Gad" said Grrr. "Sometimes pal I worry about ya."

"What is that supposed to mean? You overgrown garden lizard?" replied Bob 

"Sometimes I think I ought to just eat you and put you out of your misery.. It.must hurt to be so dumb" replied Grrr.

Gretta called from the kitchen. "Gerrr Rex dont you dare! How will I explain that to Stef?"

"Not to worry Gretta" replied Bob. turning the bolt on his Mauser. 

"Put that down Bob!  yelled Stef. "Before you hurt Grrr."

  "Guys" said Stef to Gretta and they exchanged the "wife look"

"Look pal" Said Grrr handing Bob a cup of coffee  and donuts. "Sometimes I forget that you were not in Hollywood.  "It is all about the image. recall "Father knows Best?" "Sure." replied Bob

"Who was the hero?" asked Grrr. "The father "replied Bob.  

"How many shows today show Dad or almost  any man as anything but a fool?" asked Grrr

"Well, there is ..UH...gotta be one..Cop shows  some...I think? Said Bob

"To you Barney Miller was Dragnet?"asked Grrr

"Well no" replied Bob  "But there are Cop movies. That guy with the .44"

,"Sure." Replied Grrr.  "Hero cop fighting crooks and the evil system..same plot..ever wonder why the evil system is called THE MAN?"

"All marketing and all PR" said Grrr.."The guys and Gals  in Holly wood and TV land shape the mind. May take some time but it is done. You humans smoked for 500 years. Today ?? How many smoke? "

"Very few" admitted Bob

"See it is all image...So ya see If I dont wanna be seen as big bird I need that card." replied Grrr.