Bob was looking through his storage room when he noticed that his old Marine battle helmet was missing. So he forgot what he came to find and started looking fo the ole steel pot. He looked in boxes and he looked in cases..he looked in closets and behind things. At last, he became wise and recalled the husband rule.
"if you cannot find it ask your wife."
"Babe." Bob yelled from the garage, "have you seen my old marine helmet?"
"Yes, Grrr...ma...me..."
Realizing that he could not hear her, Bob walked into the house and said."What was that babe; I could not make it out?"
"Grrr was on the net and he saw a report of a huge meteor, you know how he and Gretta feel about those, so he borrowed your old helmet and he and Gretta are hiding in their meteor shelter till Sunday." Stef said.
"I saw that report. The Meteor is going pass MARS!" replied Bob
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