The ladies were out to lunch and shopping Grrr and Bob were sitting around their LAIR in the swamp, being husbands of experience, they KNOW when to hide, rootbeer and coffee in claw and hand.
Bob asked " Pal, I know that you are head Dino but how did ya get the job, were ya born to it or was there an election?"
Grrr replied; "Naw, you guys are a young species. We Rex gave that up 100,000.000 years ago.
Ya do have to be a Rex; that was decided when we kicked out them lousy Allosaurus.
Ya seen the volcano. So you know that there are two paths to the top one on each side? "
"yeah. I never gave it much mind". Replied Bob
"Most dont. If they are not Rex. At the top over the crater and the lava is a narrow path so!" said Grrr.
"I still dont get it." relied Bob.
Putting down his can, Grrr gave Bob the seventh grade..." What are ya a retard or something"? look.
"Hey..I know that look ya rotten reptile!" Said an annoyed Bob
"Sorry ole ape, I sometimes forget that are not a T Rex. The rule is that ya cannot go down the same way ya went up!"
"Oh" Said Bob
"yep" replied Grrr an evil T Rex grin.
Bob asked " Pal, I know that you are head Dino but how did ya get the job, were ya born to it or was there an election?"
Grrr replied; "Naw, you guys are a young species. We Rex gave that up 100,000.000 years ago.
Ya do have to be a Rex; that was decided when we kicked out them lousy Allosaurus.
Ya seen the volcano. So you know that there are two paths to the top one on each side? "
"yeah. I never gave it much mind". Replied Bob
"Most dont. If they are not Rex. At the top over the crater and the lava is a narrow path so!" said Grrr.
"I still dont get it." relied Bob.
Putting down his can, Grrr gave Bob the seventh grade..." What are ya a retard or something"? look.
"Hey..I know that look ya rotten reptile!" Said an annoyed Bob
"Sorry ole ape, I sometimes forget that are not a T Rex. The rule is that ya cannot go down the same way ya went up!"
"Oh" Said Bob
"yep" replied Grrr an evil T Rex grin.
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