FEARSW WE IS ALLL DOOOOOMED

Bob and Grrr's list of TV fears
OMG!! We are all gonna die!! Of_______
A. Climate change
B. Hurricane
C. Earthquake
D. Fires
E. Super volcano
F. Meteor strikes
H. Super plagues
H 1..Aids
H 2..Ebola
H 3..The black Death
H 4 Name your plague:_________________
J. Drugs
K. guns ( no people just guns)
L. Terrorist attack
M. Drunk drivers
N, Big phama
O. Lack of big phama
P. Bad  or too much food
Q. Starvation
R. nuclear power
S. Coal power
T. Lack of power
U. overpopulation
V. Lack of children to care for us
w. lack of TP
X. A plot of Big Tech
Y. A plot of a religious group:________
Y 1..The Catholics
Y 2..The Jews
Y 3. The Born Again Protestants
Y 4..The fundamentalists
Y 5..The Muslims
Y. 6..The secular humanists
Y. 7..Socialists
Y. 8..The Capitalists
Y. 9..THEM!
Z. Old age
Z 1.. Name your fear:________________
We think we may have gotten most of things to be frightened of. But dont be too scared to add your own!
Grrr and Bob

Third party Man? Yes I think that President Trump is that

Since about 1860 there have been two main political parties in the USA
Democratic and Republican..So the federal power has gone to the leaders of those parties. 
Opinion! This part is OPINION.
The last presidential election was SUPPOSED to be between Jeb Bush and Hill Clintion..Bush vs Clintion part ll. So of course each party wanted to win but they could have accepted the other person that would be what the Brits call "Playing the game' Yet to the surprise of all especially the Republicans Trump won the Nomination, then to the very horror of BOTH parties and their bosses, Trump won the election. Now Mr Trump may well say that he is GOP. But note the lack of support Ryan who ran the GOP House gave him? Do you seriously think that would have been done to Jeb Bush? I think the GOP let Trump run becouse they wanted his money; but NEVER expected him to win...Recall the GOP Pledge? So in closing, I see President Trump as at bottom a third party President. Other opinions with facts, are of course welcome.(warning as ladies and gentlemen come here. insults ,rants based on feeling will be blocked. Polite debate is of course welcome...Judgemental? yep my page ..my rules)

Al Gator was in a bad mood

Al Gator came by Grrr's cave and Al was not a happy gator.
"Hey, pal" asked Grrr. "What is the problem? You look like the store was out of "Earl Gray" again".
*(&(*)(*()*)(*_)_)(*())(*)(*)(* said Al in a sort of Brit/Southern accent.
His family had swum up from what is now Belize, when it was British Columbia and  Al, it is true was hatched in Florida, but when he gets excited his accent is a sort of mix of downhome south and London brit.
Handing Al a cuppa and a plate of moon pies Bob and Grrr waited for Al to calm down.
"It is those bloody dam yanks, no offence Bob."
"None taken Al, but what is the problem pal, perhaps we can help?" replied Bob
" Only if you can get them carpetbagging blokes to go back up North...dam yankees"
" Why a chap cannot even walk about without a lot of yelling and being chased about!  I mean if they are going to put their golf patch between a chap's two waterholes, what is a fella to do but walk and I might add, walk politely on their bloody patch????
"Yelling, cursing, screaming , running about..Chaps  have no manners at all!!!!

May I pray a boon? asked Vlad the vampire

Grrr was watching the TV from his favorite recliner when the phone rang.
"Babe..the phone" yelled Grrr.
"Dear you know I have to get ready for my appointment with Stef."
"%$^* mumbled Grrr as he got up and went to the phone.
"Grrr here wanta ya want?"
"Mine friend is this perhaps a bad time?" asked Vlad  his vampire pal.
"Naw,  What is up pal? You got a new old horror flick down at your movie palace?"
"Nine mine Friend..I mean ya..but that is not why I called.  I fear that I must pray a boon. Replied Vlad.
"Sure, what do you need pal?" asked Grrr.
"Mine friend, I am in your debt..it is not with lightness that I would so ask this boon but the matter is of some weight...Vlad spoke with a old fashioned graveness.
"Pal, my root beer is getting warm, what do ya need? asked Grrr.
"I ..I forget that you moderns..I get to the point as you would say..the very heart of the matter!!!! said Vlad
"Pal, yeah getting to the point is good,,what do ya need? replied Grrr.
"I shall of course reimburse you at once I ...."
"Pal..WHAT DO YA NEED? asked Grrr
"Sun block! I have forgotten mine password for to shop on the net and I have but a small supply left..it comes..is made for us in the old country and if you could order a new supply for me to be dispatched at once?...replied Vlad'
"Ok hold on..same address? asked Grrr
"Yes.  Mine friend"
About two minutes later Grrr was back.
"Ok I had a year's supply sent and with express shipping it should be here in less than a week. Is that ok buddy?"
"Thank you mine friend"  said a relieved vampire  if you will tell me the cost I shall at once dispatch funds...."
"No need pal, it is but a return of favors for those wonderful movie nights  said Grrr..But if I may ask? Since when do ya children of the night need sunblock? "
"Sigh. It is that darn book by Stoker or perhaps the movies again! You vould not believe the trouble that have coursed us undead.  said an annoyed Vlad.
"Sorry pal, I did not know that it was a personal matter..." said an embarrassed  Grrr.
"Nine..Nine mine friend! Not at all never to a friend. It is just..Vell it seems that many get the wrong idea. Of course ve of the Nosferatu may walk in the day! It is just that vell, living in Florida, Vell it is good to be with such friends as you and Bob but the Sun in summer can be a bit much!"
     

jogging

Grrr and Bob were jogging.
"Hey pal" said Grrr.  "This jogging thing is getting  old. I mean it was ok when we did it 20 years ago now?"
"Know what ya mean old reptile. I would be happier reading a book or fixing something."
"Me too, but you know that the girls are in that dance class."
"Yeah. If we were not out running, we would be nagged into going. I dont think the world is ready for a T Rex in a leotard!"
"Hey, ya rotten ape! The idea of an old coffee drinking donuts eating  human  n a gym suit is not appealing either!"
"yep" said Bob. "yep" said Grrr
"Guess we just gotta run...but ya know Burger king is right around the block and I just happen, just by chance, ya understand, to have my wallet." said Grrr.
"Why.. how very odd..I just so happen to have mine as well." replied Bob
The two pals gave each other evil grins  and ran to Burger king. 

Can I hang out here pal?

Bob was sitting in the garage working on a mother board when Grrr stuck his head in.
"Hey pal, ya mind if I hang out here for a while   like three or four months?" asked Grrr
"Nah. You are always welcome pal." said Bob tossing Grrr a rootbeer from Stef's old icebox which he kept filled with milk for coffee or rootbeer for his Rex pal.
"What did ya do to poor Gretta now? It must be good as she was talking to Stef and they both gave me the "wifelook" when they went out to lunch at that Organic shoppe they like.
"I did not do nothing pal. I was just looking at the TV and without think..."
"Pal, you told Gretta something with out thinking...gad!  How long you been married pal?"
"Hey.  I just said that it was kind of funny when her mom fell into the tarpit..I mean I fished her out and all." replied Grrr. "It was funny."
"I am sure that it was old reptile. It even sounds funny. I bet she did not see the humor"
"Nope' replied Grrr "Worse I almost had to go on a visit.  Lucky it was her day to go shopping with Stef and they had that 12 o'clock reservation.
"Only..Only ..I had to say how much I liked her mom and her pack and they are all coming over for a visit."  moaned Grrr.
"Well. It could be worse I mean Flower and Dr H are ok.." said Bob
"Yeah? Ok but you have not seen the rest of the pack and so she is happy but she invited them and her and Stef are going to get organic food..' said Grrr.
"Pal, you are in luck." said Bob
"I dont see how" replied Grrr.
"I heard about this whole thing this morning. Yep the girls were on the phone..and as soon as they went out. I called Bruce the Shark, you know he thinks of you like a son.  Well I told him and asked for help and he called  Gretta's mom and told her that she and the pack had won a "Senior" trip..They are at sea as we speak. It is true that Flower is too young as are Stef and Gretta..Dr. H ? He could go but ya know he wont go without Flower and Bruce  loves having beings his own age around, he will show old movies and do his act."
"Old ape. I take it back.  No matter what I may have said. You are NOT as dumb as you look." roared Grrr.   
"At least not dumb enough to make mother in law jokes to my wife! replied a smiling Bob as he picked up a coffee and donut.                           

Human elections

Grrr, the mighty T Rex was sitting in front of his BIG screen TV watching the news with a big bowl of popcorn, a plate of bronto burgers and a Rex size can of Root Beer, ( He uses a keg and makes a hole for the strew with his claw.
Gretta asked: "Grrry, I dont understand. I can see why Bob follows human politics, he is human and Stef sort of likes it too. But dear, we are dinos and except for knowing enough to have a polite interest for the sake of our human friends.. Well, I dont see why you watch and follow human politics on the Net so much?"
"Babe, this is the best show in town..why the monkey people have me in stitches! I have never seen anything so funny since my mother in law fell in the tar pit."
"Hummm I did not think my poor mom falling in the tarpits was very funny and you did take your time getting her out..come to think of it..."