Al Gator came by Grrr's cave and Al was not a happy gator.
"Hey, pal" asked Grrr. "What is the problem? You look like the store was out of "Earl Gray" again".
*(&(*)(*()*)(*_)_)(*())(*)(*)(* said Al in a sort of Brit/Southern accent.
His family had swum up from what is now Belize, when it was British Columbia and Al, it is true was hatched in Florida, but when he gets excited his accent is a sort of mix of downhome south and London brit.
Handing Al a cuppa and a plate of moon pies Bob and Grrr waited for Al to calm down.
"It is those bloody dam yanks, no offence Bob."
"None taken Al, but what is the problem pal, perhaps we can help?" replied Bob
" Only if you can get them carpetbagging blokes to go back up North...dam yankees"
" Why a chap cannot even walk about without a lot of yelling and being chased about! I mean if they are going to put their golf patch between a chap's two waterholes, what is a fella to do but walk and I might add, walk politely on their bloody patch????
"Yelling, cursing, screaming , running about..Chaps have no manners at all!!!!
"Hey, pal" asked Grrr. "What is the problem? You look like the store was out of "Earl Gray" again".
*(&(*)(*()*)(*_)_)(*())(*)(*)(* said Al in a sort of Brit/Southern accent.
His family had swum up from what is now Belize, when it was British Columbia and Al, it is true was hatched in Florida, but when he gets excited his accent is a sort of mix of downhome south and London brit.
Handing Al a cuppa and a plate of moon pies Bob and Grrr waited for Al to calm down.
"It is those bloody dam yanks, no offence Bob."
"None taken Al, but what is the problem pal, perhaps we can help?" replied Bob
" Only if you can get them carpetbagging blokes to go back up North...dam yankees"
" Why a chap cannot even walk about without a lot of yelling and being chased about! I mean if they are going to put their golf patch between a chap's two waterholes, what is a fella to do but walk and I might add, walk politely on their bloody patch????
"Yelling, cursing, screaming , running about..Chaps have no manners at all!!!!
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