"Hey pal, can you do me a favor?' Grrr asked
"Sure.. like the time you asked me to hold that steel rod while you tested your lighting machine or the time..." said a distrustful Bob
"Naw. Nothing like that.
Actually this is for ole Larry. You see he called from England and said something about the death tax rate. Seems Wolfmen are no longer exempt. Since England left the EU and ya know this war in Ukraine is not cheap. His Majesty’s Exchequer changed the rules. Seems that after 80 years children of the night are considered to have died and ole Lar just got a big tax bill.
Now he IS an old style "God Save the king" type. So he considers it his duty to the Crown to pay." said GRRR
"Ok" said Bob. "You are not a Brit. Rex are American Dinos so?"
"Yeah well the problem is that Larry did not trust the Euro and he is not that nuts about any paper money so he was a bit of a goldbug." replied Grrr
"A lot of guys and beings are into gold so how is....You are not gonna ask me to tunnel into "replied a shocked Bob
"Naw, calm down..Gad you Apes are so distrustful.
The gold market started to go bad and Vlad the vampire. " I know who Vlad is! come to the point. said Bob
"You humans are just so time conscious ." Ya don't see us dinos wearing a watch!! Grrrr replied
"Pal come to the point already" yelled Bob
"Ok ok..seems Vlad told Larry to sell the gold while the price was good and buy silver!!!!
To be continued
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