The meaning of life
Bob the human and Grrr the mighty T-Rex were sitting by the swamp enjoying coffee and rootbeer when Grrr happened to look over at his human pal and noticed that Bob looked troubled.
"What is the matter pal...out of coffee?" asked Grrr.
"No. I was reading some philosophy and it got me thinking about the meaning of existence.'" replied Bob.
Grrr roared and replied "No offence pal, but you humans have only been around what 500.000 years ..a 1000,000 at most?"
"What has that got to do with anything with the deeper questions?" asked an annoyed Bob
"Everything. Pal we dinos have been around 300.000.000 years perhaps longer and we figured it out."
"Ok, Oh wise reptile, what is the secret of life?" asked Bob.
"Simple old ape. There is no secret. You can tell your friends and your foes not by what they say but by how they act." You get what you can catch and anything "Free" is not. There you go 300.000.000 years of wisdom. Have a donut pal and enjoy the day."
With a smile of enlightenment, Bob reached for the donut box.
Thus speakith Grrr and thus endth the lesson.
"What is the matter pal...out of coffee?" asked Grrr.
"No. I was reading some philosophy and it got me thinking about the meaning of existence.'" replied Bob.
Grrr roared and replied "No offence pal, but you humans have only been around what 500.000 years ..a 1000,000 at most?"
"What has that got to do with anything with the deeper questions?" asked an annoyed Bob
"Everything. Pal we dinos have been around 300.000.000 years perhaps longer and we figured it out."
"Ok, Oh wise reptile, what is the secret of life?" asked Bob.
"Simple old ape. There is no secret. You can tell your friends and your foes not by what they say but by how they act." You get what you can catch and anything "Free" is not. There you go 300.000.000 years of wisdom. Have a donut pal and enjoy the day."
With a smile of enlightenment, Bob reached for the donut box.
Thus speakith Grrr and thus endth the lesson.
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