Friday, February 25, 2022

 This was NOT my fault.

Grrrr heard that they were having a pet show at the local golf club.
He wants to fit in so he called RaowRowrMeow, the Saber tooth tiger and asked her to help out...she said "sure" and came over the fence.
Now as you know Raow--Rowr is 15 feet long and 2000 pounds..kitty size for Grrrr.
Any way they had a open lunch..lots of roasts..that did not go well as she was hungry and, well being a proper cat..even if a rather large one, she sat down to wash her face after dinner and the head of the local golf club tried to chase her and the kittens. She had of course brought the family.
Well, scaring the kittens was not wise...as being a proper mom, she is protective of her kids...she played "Mousie" with the President of the Golf Club.
She told Grrr that she had been insulted and he became angry.
So he and Godzilla, who was visiting from Japan...golf is big in Japan, went to the golf course and ..Can you say .."rearranged"..they sort of rearranged things ......You think that this will effect my membership application??

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Saturday, February 19, 2022

A T Rex poet???

 Grrr was walking about reciting,  no make that disclaiming poems when Bob came by.

Hey ya rotten reptile. You ok? Gretta called Stef  and they sent me to check on ya. "Of course mon ami replied Grrr in a kind of French.

OK what is with the French and the poems pal?

Alas Mon ami, replied Grrr. Many fail to understand that We T Rex are sensitives with a  kind gentle soul.

Sure  tell that to the last Bronto you tore to bits. Pal..you been eating some of Flower's home made brownies again?


To be continues







Tuesday, February 1, 2022

The Yeti came to visit.

 

The Yeti came to visit.

One of Grrr's old pals from his movie days, the Yeti, came to visit.
Now it is not that abominable snowmen, don't like to see friends, it is just that Dinotown is just plain too hot most times. Now ..well, with the cold snap, it is just perfect weather for a visit from the Yeti.
Grrr had met the Yeti when they were both doing "B" movies in Hollywood.
"Yed", as Grrr calls him, he cannot pronounce the Tibetan  name,  loved moves as a young Yeti and like many beings before and after came to Hollywood to make his name.
Alas over time Yeti movies went out of fashion and about that time Bollywood started to make movies closer to Nepal. So Yed picked up the ole makeup case and returned home.
But Yed and Grrr remained fast friends and Grrr was pleased to see his old pal.
 
Before the yeti came over Gerrr was asked to speak at the local library.
They were doing "Dino-week" and well the little kids love Dinos and Grrr just cannot say "no " to them.
He gave a nice talk on the history of dinos and finished by giving the kids rides and giving his famous JP roar.
Funny thing.
He was only to speak for a hour of so but was asked to speak longer as Prof. Von Speck was nowhere to be found.
The Prof was to speak on his book."The T-Rex.   A small brained bird."'
They found his car in the parking lot but no sign of the prof.
Anyway when Grrr got home Gretta called, "Lunch will be ready in a few minutes dear, I am afraid that we will only be able to have one small bruno burger, the shop was out and Mr. Allosaurus, said that he would not have more till after 3."
"That is fine babe, in fact you can have my burger if you are hungry, I ....a..I had a bite out."



Grrr called Bob and said "Pal I want you to meet a old friend from my acting days. Yed Yeti ...Yed meet Bob, my best human pal."
:Nice to meet you Yed, if you don't mind my asking, are you the Yeti..from the Abominable  Snowman movies?"
"It is good to be remembered Bob. No-one seems to recall my work anymore it is all zombie flicks today even in Bollywood..I am, alas,  a has been."  Yed said sadly.
"Sir, not here you are not. Grrr and I have all of your flicks,  in fact, if you have time it would be an honor to see them with you." said Bob.
"That is one heck of an idea ole ape, we can call Vlad and ask if we can use his movie house, may as well see them right." replied Grrr.

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