Friday, April 20, 2018

HOWWWWWWLEEEE

HOWWWWWKWWWW!!!
"Gad...Again !  Enough I am gotta kick his.." said Bob
"Bob. You know that that is not nice. He may have issues' said Stef
"Babe. It is 330 in the morning ! The issue that $%^^&&&%is gonna have is removing my boot!"
Replied a angry Bob.
"Now dear" Stef said as she put her claiming hand on Bob's arm we have to be good neighbors and .."
"We gotta be!!  Us?  What about the escapee from a horror movie? Wolf-man or not Talbert and I are gonna have words."
"Now Bob; close the door and turn on the sound machine to "ocean wave" and  go back to sleep..."
Bob did.  But the next morning he knocked on the Talbet door and getting no answer went to Grrr's cave.."He is Grrr's pal and Grrr did get him to move in so it is Grrr's fault!"
"Hey ya rotten reptile! Your flea bitten pal kept me awake ...."
Handing Bob a cup of coffee; Grrr said "It was not Lar.'
Hey..Ya think I am dumb? Dont pull that "It was not lar" line on me. Who else howls and lives in that house?" Snarled Bob
"Hey pal. You recall that you told lar that he needed a vacation? That he should go see the old country?"  asked  Grrr.
"Of course and it would be good for that sad mind of his and that is why we are saving up to buy him a ticket. He said he did not have the money. Movie residuals are not what they were and the tax rate in England..'
"Well he went. Seems he was able to sub let the house to a pal from Hollywood.." said Grrr.
"Went my foot..then who was howling?'
"That has gotta be his buddy."
"His Buddy?'
"Come on pal think!  You were the guy that made the kids read Sherlock for years!"
"Not..not..He did not .." replied a shocked Bob
"Yep Lar sublet to  to his pal from  Baskerville!!!"

Image result for picture of the hound of the baskerville

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