Thursday, March 22, 2018

"How the heck does a vampire have undead issues?

Bob and Grrr were siting around the garage and the pals were NOT in a good mood.
Stef and Gretta had gone shopping and returned with ugh  organic all natural  root beer and coffee and to make matters worse the stores were closed till  Monday so the pals had to drink this or GAD water till Monday.
"What happened to our stash? I told ya ,old ape, ya always gotta have a stash!" Said Grrr shaking his mighty T Rex head. 
"You said that we could enjoy it and not to worry as the girls were going to the store!  I told ya ya rotten reptile that we should save some but who listens?" Replied Bob.
"Oh" said Grrr  "Oh" said Bob.
"it is this or water..so bottoms up pal" "Yep we gotta make the most of it" said Bob.
Just than the pals heard a flapping at the door and a voice said "Bid me enter!"
"Vlad?" asked Bob
"Well accept for the Count and he is out of the country, how many other vamps do we know?"an annoyed Grrr asked.
"Go away ya undead bum we are not in the mood to have guests.." yelled Bob.
"Please fellas. You must help and of your own free  vill.  It is my my brother Boris,  he.. he is trying to get a tanning machine!!!!

To be continued Image result for picture of a crazy vampire

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