Dino and political reality

")()(*()**&%%$%%^%%$%%&" said an angry Bob.

Sticking his green reptilian head in the door Grrr asked: " Everything ok pal?"

"What? Oh hello Grrr, yeah pal every thing is OK.  I was just reading the News."

"Pal I gotta ask. Why do you humans read the paper, I mean except for the comics, I cannot see any reason for it. All it does is make ya go Jurassic? "

"Well, unlike you dinos, We humans pick our leaders by voting, so we gotta stay informed." replied Bob with pride.

"Well, if you humans picked them, why are you always so upset with them?"

Asked Grrr.

"Well, pal sometimes pols don't do what they say and we humans  gotta know."

"But, I was reading that you humans keep reelecting the same pols time after time?"

"Well, yes. You see experience and seniority are important in our political system." answered Bob

"So." replied Grrr "You humans elect other humans to power who don't keep their word to you then you read of it in the  paper, get mad and then go out and reelect the same humans?"

"Boy, then you make cracks about us dinos having small brains!"

Replied Grrr with an evil T- Rex grin.

Dinner for 4

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/dinosaurs/11075419/New-dinosaur-species-discovered-in-Argentina.html "Hey Grrr, did you know about that big dino?" Bob asked with an evil grin. "Yeah we knew him." replied Grrr. "Well what did you call a big guy like that...Boss?" said Bob. "Naw. We called him dinner for 4." replied Grrr.

New dinosaur seven times bigger than T. rex discovered in Argentina - Telegraph

www.telegraph.co.uk

Dreadnoughtus schrani was the size of seven Tyrannosaurus Rex and would have been utterly untroubled by predators, say experts

PC Dino

1. Grrr Rex here;
   Since you humans are getting so careful of others feeling. There is a theory that you humans came out with that we Rex, in fact all Dinos find most offensive. Namely the foul lies...that we dinos became birds. That is not true we are lizards..Reptiles We have always been lizards and and NEVER birds
   ..We are offended.
   So we want all such books removed tossed into the volcano and kegs of rootbeer in reparations..We...What Babe? Oh yeah, a couple of cases of organic tea as well.
   Offended Grrr.

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2. 

   Robert Robertson shared a link.

   about an hour ago

   http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/08/vermont-restaurant-ad-for-bacon-removed-after-muslim-claimed-it-offended-her So they can chop off your head but you cannot say bacan?? How about this? PORK...WINE......: )

   

   Vermont: Restaurant ad for bacon removed after Muslim claimed it offended her : Jihad Watch

   www.jihadwatch.org

   The sign said “Yield Sneakers Bacon”: i.e., yield to the allure of the delicious bacon at Sneakers Bistro. But in the end it was the operators of Sneakers who yielded. For them, “diversity”...

It is a jungle out there...

Grrr's advice to Jr. as he leaves the family cave to go to college.

"Kid', said Grrr. "Remember it is a jungle out there. Unless you WANT to be on the menu, use your brain and keep your eyes open"

worth seeing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N15J4ibej8

Roll out the naplam

http://news.yahoo.com/hagel-islamic-state-beyond-anything-weve-seen-202140920.html


Time to let the Marines loose

What is wrong with living in a cave?????

"What is wrong with living in a cave?"
Grrr roared.
"I was on the computer and saw that remark about caves, ya ape.
What is wrong with living in a cave... I live in a cave..all dinos live in caves!" Roared an angry Grrr and his mighty tail smacked against the ground!
Thinking quickly, Bob replied:
"True old reptile. But do you live in undecorated caves?"
"Well...uh..No You know that Gretta and Stef are always looking to fix our places up" replied Grrr.
"on that note, I heard her and Stef say that they were going for a little shopping trip down to Ikea..just for a short look and perhaps pick up some organic stuff..
I was going to ask ya to go the "the Dino lost world movie marathon" at Vlad's movie house, you know that he still makes pop corn the old way with real butter.
You know what he says. "I am dead already or undead; so what is it gonna hurt?"
I have two tickets and a gift card for the food cart, but if you would rather go to Ikea?"
"Bob..pal...human friend..buddy..old ape I would never so insult ya as to refuse!"
The two guys, Human and dino, pals again, headed off to the movies.