Eating the Golfers part 3

"A truck loaded with old computer parts with a bumper sticker that said "Home is where the swamp is" pulled into the driveway and Al Gator got out.
"Hey Al, you know Andy Ant?"
"Sure enough do chaps. How y'all doing boys?" said Andy.
"Not bad. "The pals replied. "But ole Andy here has a problem you may be able to help with ...golfers," said Bob.
Pouring a cup of "Earl Gray" and putting some "Tea Biscuits" on his plate, Al was hatched in the South, but his family swam up from Belize and he still has some very British habits.
"Golfers..Yankees..y'all tell me about it Andy".

To be continued                                                "Home is where the Swamp is."

Eating the Golfers part 2

Eating the Golfers.
"What could be worse than eating them...eating them alive?" asked Bob.
"Nope, this is worse." said Grrr. "So bad that they don't build new courses over by Al's, heck, they even closed that "Palmer Course" but agreed to keep the grounds up so Al would not get mad."
 "OK", Andy, said, his antennae quivering in excitement and hope. "What did he do?" 
"Ask him yourself." said Grrr. "Here comes Al now." 
To be continued

Eating the Golfers part 1

Eating the Golfers.
Grrr was over Bob's house helping him and Andy Ant fix computers for Andy's nest when the neighborhood watch guy came over and asked to speak with Andy. 
After a few minutes the NW guy left and he did not look happy.
"What is the problem Andy?"asked Grrr.
"Aw..it is those darn golfers again. They try and build their courses over the nest, the guys stick an antenna out and get hit with a golf ball, and that hurts, let me tell you, and so they get mad and sting the bum that hit the ball or sometimes tear him to bits. We were here first and we try to be nice but ...."
"You know pal, Al gator had the same problem but he fixed it."
"How did it do it, did he eat a few golfers?" asked Andy
"Naw, they give him heartburn. He came up with something worse."
"What could be worst then eating them?" Asked Bob...

Tax...Who pays it?

Tax. 
Who pays it?
Since Sumer, around 8000 BC taxes have been paid by the people who cannot pass the cost down. So if the king tells Duke John that he is raising Duke John's tax, Duke John, raises the tax on his serfs and the serfs eat less. Simple.The problem the pols have here is that the people are armed, so the pols have to convince the serfs...ur...people that the tax is GOOD for them.Which means that we have to do our HW. Demand names..dates..and page numbers.. What does that tax do? How long will it last? What are it's limits? You must keep informed and stay in contract with your congress people. If you don't, welcome to serfdom.

What have we to gain by war with Iran?

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/ML_SAUDI_IRAN?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-05-25-09-19-30I have no love for Iran..I recall the hostage in 80. But I don't like the USA being "played" either. We have taken out every major Arab state in the Middle East except Syria and we are working on that. Once we take out Iran, the Saudi become head country in the Middle East. To be fair, the Israelis want us to take out Iran as well. But before we get into another war. We should know: Why we are fighting? What we hope to gain?
The risk to our people? And the seriousness of our intent. Are we going to fight to win or play pc games? The president, if he thinks that this should be done, must go before the People and Congress, state his reasons and ask for a declaration of war as the Constitution requires.

News from The Associated Press

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RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) -- Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Saud al-Faisal has warned against the danger of Iran's nuclear program to the region's security and said Iran should not threaten its neighbors since 

Mr Bush is just a good man.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/25/inspiring-former-president-george-w-bush-invites-wounded-warriors-to-his-ranch-for-100k-bike-ride/ Mr. Bush is Not getting paid for this nor is he running for office. I am sure the left will find some dark motive, But the fact is that Mr. Bush is just what the American people know him to be a very good and kind man.

Inspiring: Former President George W. Bush Rides With Wounded Warriors at His Texas Ranch

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Former President George W. Bush invited a number of wounded U.S. veterans to his Texas ranch for the Third Annual Bush Center 100K 

Pass the salt!!

A group of people were banging on Bob's door screaming to be let in.
An angry Grrr in hot pursuit of them. 
Sticking his head out the window, Bob said: "Whata you want?"
"Please, you have to let us in an angry T-Rex is after us."
"Why? asked Bob. "Grrr usually does not bother anyone who does not bother him." 
"You do not understand. We are from the national food dept and have come to inspect to insure that creatures and people only eat what the Government allows them to eat..and that T-Rex was drinking ..gasp..Root beer and eating burgers..so of course, we ordered him to stop and attempted to remove the offending foods and drink ..when he went....he started to eat us!!!.You must do something."
'You are right" said Bob.
"Hey, pal, you may need this" Bob said...Tossing Grrr some salt !!!!!!!!!!! : )