Glad I am a Rex.

"This other human said the place to make cuts in programs was in your Senate, after debate.

Gad..Does not he know that if you vote to cut my program I WILL vote to cut yours? You humans do play this for that."  said Grrr

" Of course he knows. Fella has been in politics since 1975," replied Bob

"Ok, oh wise ape...then why say it?" objected Grrr.

"Politics.  His party has been found out and the other party plays too.  But as his side lost the election, he has to change the subject. I dont expect to get $5000. It is just a idea. But as the size of the Federal Government is getting back under control. I simply dont care. Nice, if it happans. I will cash the check. But I will not hold my breath waiting for it." Bob

"Humans never seem to read. said Grrr,  Odd since your species invented reading. Boy. Am I glad I am a Rex."

 "Even for your species that would be dumb." said GRRR

"But you see replied Bob, " many human voted against Trump and yet he won, so any thing he does is to them evil and he appointed Musk."

Musk? this sounds like the guy who all the humans on TV were praising. Guy came up with a car that ya plug in ,,gave computer stuff to the Ukraine. Are they related? The PC love that guy. Grrr said.

Same guy but now they hate him. Bob said.

Let me get this straight. Bob. Humans now hate the guy they loved for finding money other humans stole from them? said the mighty T Rex,

"Yep that does seem to sum it up" replied Bob.

"And your human pol who sold coffee, thinks a guy who can figure out how to catch rockets is dumb and she became a mulimillionare in office yet is crying about that people may be dishonest?

"Yep" said Bob.

"I think you humans best lay off the firewater for a while.

To Be Continued   

 

I just don't understand things about humans

 

Grrr walked into Bob's garage and said " ole Ape. ya got a minute from fixing that computer? There is something about humans, I just dont understand."

Putting down his tools and tossing Grrr a can of root beer while pouring a fresh cup of coffee, replied Bob 

"Lots I dont understand about T Rex"   "Ask away pal."

"It is about this Human Musk. I mean the guy has half a Tillion and he is finding loot that the political humans lifted from ya. So why are those  humans on the TV  mad at him?

"Well. They say they are worried that he may some how use their pvt info to make money and"..

"Pal", Grrr interuped "You humans say we Rex got small brains!!! Why would a being worth $ 400 or $500 million risk it for a few thousand the odd human may have?" "I mean even for your species that would be dumb."

to be continued