Yep. We gave thousands of millions away in "AID" to foreign lands. Enough to give every American a few million.
Think about that as you pay the bills.
Yep. We gave thousands of millions away in "AID" to foreign lands. Enough to give every American a few million.
Think about that as you pay the bills.
Education //Science
Education 5
Education 4
Education part 4
Education part 2
"Hey pal" Bob asked Grrr the mighty T Rex. "you mind if I borrow your page to write a Education page on"? "Was I not a class Dino for many years? Go for it . old ape". replied Grrr"
Grrr too Gretta out for dinner to Rexritz...a top spot in Dinotown that she liked to eat at now and again. As they were eating Grrr asked " Hey Babe, did you know Al Gator had a wife? Me and Bob met her at the the Lair." "Grrry calling your little club "The Lair" sounds just so crude and Stef agrees, We wish you boys would find a nicer name..The Den or the Club would be much nicer.
Of course, I knew Al was married silly. Stef and I see Arline at the ladies club every week and she is one of our best friends. She showed Stef and I where the best shops were and introduced us when we moved here."
Bob and I just found out. replied Grrr. We asked Al to have his guys sorta fix the lair a bit and he brought her over."
"She is a love. Arline told Stef and I about it over lunch.It is just so sweet of you and Bob to think of Stef and I.
"Still dear we would both like it if you and Bob would think of a nicer name I am sure Stef has asked Bob. But you know how old marines are,.Not nice and reasonable as Rex are!!!!!"
Getting a call from Al about the refit,Grrr and Bob went out to the lair.
Al Gator introduced them to his wife Arline "Fellas since a lot of this is to please the ladies, ah, figure we best get the opinion of a lady; so I asked my good wife to stop by.
"Nice to meet you gentlebeings" Arline said "I know Stef and Gretta well and they are not highfalutin wives. But boys I tell ya true. Plain white is just so past and Wall to wall carpet? Ya know what a chore that is to clean? Now, if you fellas are anything like my Al bless him, I know you think that you are helping if y'all, fill the dish washer or vacuum a mite but trust me, We wives do the cleaning. Even if you fellas gets us maids, We still go over the house and the less we gotta do and still have a clean home the better." Now I know Sref and Gretta are not nose in the air like some..."
"You.. ah know Stef and Gretta? Grrr asked "Why bless your heart child, Down here all the wives know each other!. Y'all did not think I would let my Al hang out with out me makin sure his friends were not no account ?
"We did not know" said Bob."Yeah news to us." agreed Grrrr.
"Why honey of course we know each other"
But they never asked to come to the LAIR nor did you" said Bob
"All wives know male-folk gotta have THEIR cave to be happy, Sorta like the"secret club house" boys have..Long as there thant no outside easy ladies there we dont mind attall"
Bob and Grrr and Al just exchanged the "Husband: Look and got to work
Bob and Grrr were in their in the swamp. Stef and Gretta were at home working on their new diet.
"Ya know pal' said Grrr, the mighty T Rex to Bob his human pal. "Between you and me, the wives are right. This lair of ours..well, it has seen better days, We should fix the place up"
"I know.. Larry sent me that box of silver as a thanks gift and that nice mauser from WW ll.
Told him the Mauser was more than enough and wanted to send the Silver back, but he told me he would have to consider that a personal affront He said he understood how decent good yanks were...but limits and all that. So I thanked him and parted friends.
"Yep, That is Larry. If he likes you nothing is too good for you. If he does not like you, well, you are not around long enough to be a problem. Mused Grrr.
I was sort of thinking we could call in Al Gator and have his construction beings re do the place. said Bob
"Not bad old Ape. I also extra loot I got from Godzilla for filling in for him. This and your silver should cover it even at today's inflated prices! Let's call Al and see what he thinks."
Al got the call and swam over. After a cup of Earl Gray and a Moon pie, Al's family came over to the South from Belize when it was still British Columbia looking to make a better life in Florida about 1850.
"Well now, hear you chaps want to re do the old place. As ya'll were kind enough to make me a member, I can give y'all family rates. I do it for free if it were just me. But I gotta pay the crew and construction supply place.
"No problem" said Grrr and Bob.
Well now, what you need and what you want are two different things, I say just for us guys, a bit of paint and rewiring..fix up the rifle range and this and that. But y"all want a section added for the ladies. That means carpet and nice paneling. baths and showers, nice ones, and closets for their use. A pool and kitchen and rooms for the kids and guests..Al wrote out a list..with a price and handed it to the guys.
Grrr and Bob looked at the bottom line than at each other. Grrr said" Al, pal are you nuts"??
Al started to reply when Bob put in. Yeah Al, pal or not, this is way too low..We cannot have you work at a loss. Honor and all that.
"Why thank y'all. Such kindness makes a being forget y'all are Yankees. But that is the family price! With luck and if you chaps stay outta mah hair..I will be done in a week"
"Ok. Ole reptile so what do we do? " asked Bob between bites. "Ya know these homemade donuts are very good..Any way you were saying? asked Bob.
"It seems his bank is local but the problem is that it is only opened during the day so Vlad cannot go and I sort of don't fit...darn vault is too small. I still got my size changing ring but it does not work in vaults too much steel the Brains who made it say..So ah."....Grrr stopped
"Ok that leaves me I guess " said Bob. "I am going to need a note or some kind of document from Larry oh, and a key, The beings running Dinotown Bank are not I hope let any one just walk into a Box and help themselves."
"Got the key here, And Larry called ahead to the Bank and using his password told them you would be coming, He also sent some kind of ID for you to use." said Grrr
"Well, no time like now.' taking the Key and ID documents from Grrr. 'I shall head to his bank". Said Bob
About 4 hours later Bob was back talking to Grrr
'Done ole reptile. They sure were polite at that bank once they heard Larry's name.
The President of the Bank came out to help and was most kind'. Bob said
"I bet" replied Grrr . "He even helped you count out the silver. Larry owns 95% of that bank!"
'Actually, She did, seems that they have a lady running things and it was more weigh the stuff and figure out current value and British rates of exchange. That is what took so darn long'. answered Bob.."I tell ya that guy has some stash. The movies must have paid well.'
'Yep'. Replied Grrr 'That they did. AND that is only one of Larry's banks. He has been at it for 120 years!!!!!"
"Pal come to the point already" yelled Bob
"Ok ok..seems Vlad told Larry to sell the gold while the price was good and buy silver!!!!
"Now I like Vlad. Heck, every one likes Vlad . He would give you the cape off his back and thank you for asking. But sometimes I think, that before he met that Gypsy girl in that bar and woke undead, that a shell must had exploded a tad to close to his head in WW l. He should know that a wolfman cannot touch silver. I mean even with gloves on : The stuff is very very toxic to wolfmen.
That is Larry's problem. That is what he needs help for. You see back in his movie days he made a ton of money and land in LA was cheap so he brought a lot that plus computers, you know how he and you kept going geek.." said Grrr
"We did not go "geek" as you so crudely put it . Ya rotten reptile! It was just nice to meet a being who knows which end of the tower the keyboard goes into." replied Bob
"What ever, I say if not for youtube dino movies and e mail computers would be a waste of space' .replied Grrr.
"You***&&_)_)(((( reptilian..."Replied an outraged Bob
Stef and Gretta were in the next room having organic tea and cakes when they heard their husbands yelling again
Gretta said to her friend Stef" Sounds like the boys are at it again. You know what we have got to do."
"Yes and before they forget they are pals and tear the place apart again. I will get the cakes." said Stef
"I will get the root beer and coffee". replied Gretta
Putting the snacks on a tray the ladies went into the Garage ."You boys have been out here a while" said Gretta.
"yes. we figured that you might be hungry" said Stef.
Looking at the tray of snacks the guys forgot their argument and both said "Thanks Babe"
"Enjoy boys" the wives said as they left.
"So ole reptile, what were we talking about a problem of Vlad?" asked Bob between donuts
"Kinda" said Grrr between bites of his Brinto burger. Larry needs our help'
"Ok pal what can we do?" asked Bob.
To the bank!!! to be continued
This keeps getting stranger and stranger.