Friday, October 29, 2021

LG is not yet the cook that her mother or Stef is, but LG is still a kid and she tries.

 



The phone rang so Bob picked it up.
 "Hello" Gretta Rex said, "Please put Stef on"
"Hey babe, it is Gretta. She sounds annoyed about something."
"Gretta dear, is everything alright?" asked Stef.
"What??? He did...that...that ..pig...I will be right over!"
"What is up Babe?" asked Bob.
"Little Gretta", replied Stef ."Her date did turn out right...some males are such ..."
Bob went over to Grrr's house a bit later and seeing Flower, Gretta's sister, the hippy Raptor, Stef and Gretta talking, asked "What is up ladies?" Three heads dino and human looked at him and said "GUYS!!!"
Knowing when to leave. Bob beat feet.
Seeing Grrr jr, Bob asked him what happened.
"Well, sis met this guy Pierre la Bronto at school. She was stuck on him. It is kinda funny Mr. Bob.
She started taking French and calling Mom moma and dad Papa.
Anyway, she cooked Pierre a French meal and I guess he did not like it. In fact, I don't know what he said but LG, told Mom and she called Miss Stef and Aunt Flower and they are MAD.
Mom told dad and his eyes got red. he said that he would take Pierre to lunch and work things out."
So later that day, on the way back from the book store, Bob stopped in at  "The Wellness Center" where Grrr practiced and  went in  to see him.

"Hey, buddy got a minute?" Bob asked sticking his head in Grrr's office.
"Sure pal. Come on in." replied Grrr as he sat with his foot on the desk reading some case notes and drinking a root beer.
"The ladies were annoyed this morning. I ran into Jr. He told me   about LG." said Bob 
"Yeah, Not a problem any more." Said Grrr with a big t-rex grin. "We had lunch."
"Grrr,  did ya eat eat Pierre?" asked Bob.
"Heck, no. You know I hate French food..The garlic and sources alone..gad.."
Nope, I took him sight seeing"..Replied Grrr with an evil grin"
Pouring a cup of coffee from the pot that Grrr kept in his office for his human pal, Bob said "I gotta hear this. Give pal."
"Well, now you know that those Frog dinos think that they KNOW all about food and art and culture.
In fact, Pierre's remarks about my little girl's cooking were not very gentledinoly.
 Now we both know that LG is not yet the cook that her mother or  Stef is, but LG is still a kid and she tries. 
But to say that all American food is "La-burger roi" And her cooking  fit only for" zee swine."  Now that is a bit much.
Still, since he was that interested in Burger King...charcoal roasted..I did not have a grill handy but.."
"The volcano!" yelled Bob with an evil grin. "Old reptile, you surpass yourself." 

"Well, since he liked things well cooked..."


Wednesday, October 27, 2021

 

Samurai Rex.

Grrr and Gretta had just gotten back from Japan.
Stef were enjoying the silk robes that Gretta had gotten her and the wives were drinking green tea.
Grrr and Bob were playing with the katanas that Grrr brought home.
The guys were running around the house looking for things that they could test the blades on.
Grrr and Bob found two old tires and put them on the workbench in Grrr's garage.
"At the count of three ole ape." said Grrr.
Giving their best samurai battle cries the pals brought the swords down on the tough rubber tires.
The keen blades cut through the tires and the THROUGH the table which crashed to the floor with a bang.
"What was that ?" called Stef from the house. "What are you boys doing? " asked Gretta.
Looking at each other with happy grins Bob and Grrr both said "Nothing."



Sunday, October 24, 2021

Timmy Rex???

  "Pal. Are you ok? You have come up with some strange ideas but this?" Said Bob to Grrr as they met in the "Lair" in the swamp.

"Hey pal this is perfect. Ya see us T Rex have gotten a lot of bad PR of late and as that English guy, you know, the guy who wrote Henry V kinda said. 

It is all in the name."Replied Grrr.

"Perhaps if you stopped or slowed down a bit tearing other beings to bits?" Asked Bob

"Naw.  A rex gotta eat.  Nope. This is the thing!

Timmy Rex. Who could say anything bad  about a dino named Timmy"?  



 "I tell ya pal this is brilliant. I looked at your human  TV and every one loves a being named Timmy. Why even to say that ya dont..I mean no one would even think to say that they dont like him. I could walk down the block and bite a Bronto's head off and they would blame the Bronto."

"Come on pal! Humans are not that dumb. I mean ya are still a T Rex and.." said Bob

"Nope" Replied Grrr. " I am Timmy to the public and if you dont want to be  seen as a hater pal ya better remember that."

" Buddy just how dumb to ya think humans are?"   asked an annoyed Bob.

"After seeing human politics for the last month or so. Ya gotta ask?"



Saturday, October 23, 2021

 Back at the "Wellness Center"

Sitting down, and passing Billy a root-beer, Grrr popped a can for himself and said " Rex boys in the yard busting your tail again?"A shocked Billy almost choked on his root-beer.
As he found his breath, Billy 
looked at Grrr and said "Yes, they....how..how..did you ...know???
"Hey, Kid I was in JH once myself you know".Replied Grrr with a smile.
"But ...but, said Billy YOU are Grrr Rex!"
"Yeah, now. At 13, I was Grrry and there were a LOT of bigger rexs around who figured steppin on my tail was funny"


Mr. Grrrr. I..I..like music and that stuff but the boys call me names my mom and Mrs. Bronto told me to walk away or tell the teacher...but.."

"I know..being called a "rat" and having no friends is worse. replied Grrr.
"Yes. look at my claws, mom makes me clip them and even if she didn't I ...I don't know how to fight...I...I am not afraid of being hit..but if you look stupid ..they say I fight like a girl, everyone 
laughs

"Boohoo kid" said Grrr, "Poor pitiful you".
Billy's head came up with a roar.

Smiling, Grrr said, "That is more like it son, we are rex .
We roar at life not cry about it." 

Billy. "I know that is true Mr. Grrr and I want to roar but the boys.."
"Listen son, I am going to sign you up in my son's Dino-karate class, it will be a lot of very hard work Sensi Godzilla is a very serious dino. But if you do the work, NO ONE is EVER going to step on your tail for fun again.  It will take about a year for you to get good and .." Grrr said..  
"A year!!!   But Mr. Grrr what..I mean a year?"
"Not at problem kid, said Grrr, tossing Billy a button. Wear that on your coat."..the button read:

I AM A FRIEND OF GRRR REX...YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

"Sensi Godzilla will tell you when it is time to return it to me." said Grrr.





"Ahh..Mr. Grrr. We...we don't have a lot of money, since the volcano got popa. Mom works but."
"Kid, said Grrr, I see from your file that you have been taking piano for 8 years? "
"Yes, Mom is a piano teacher  but.."
"Son, eight years is a long time, you any good?" 
 Mr. Grrr, I played two professional shows..I", said Billy with pride, "am very good."
"So you should be able to teach a kid just starting?" Asked Grrr.
"Sure, I offered to teach the kids at school ...but.." said Billy.
"Excuse me kid, I have to make a phone call." Grrr stepped out of his office and returned several minutes later.
"Well, kid, Sensi Godzilla, wants his son to learn piano. You teach his son and in exchange Sensi Godzilla will teach you. deal?"
"Yes, oh, yes DEAL" said a overjoyed Billy. "I won't let your down Mr. Grrrr."

  

"That young rex, with the sour look in the waiting room, is he your boy?" asked Grrr 
"Yes, and he never had that look when he was younger..he was always happy...." The mother  said.
"Humm. replied Grrr, why don't you go for a nice cup of tea while I have a man to man talk with the lad?" Grrr suggested.
When the worried mom left his office..he had the nurse send in the young rex.
"Son, your mother is concerned and..."
"I am NOT your son!!" the young rex snarled.
With his evil rex grin in place, Grrr looked ..just looked ..at the young rex..who, all of a sudden, truly  wished that he had kept his mouth shut.
"Fine, kid..just want to know where  we stand" Grrr replied..reaching out his massive razor sharp claw and putting on his scrubs.

"Oh." said Billy, the young Rex."Why  are you putting those operating scrubs on ?"
"It can get very messy and you know how hard it is to get blood off a white  lab coat?
 This is a new one. My wife just got it for me and she would be mad if I got it dirty the first time I wore it."
Grrr said with a  predatory grin.
"Oh...look, the last time I was in counseling..Mrs. Bronto. she  just told me to feel good about myself..and she..she told my mom to get me a new ...new ...game or something to help my inner child adjust."
A nervous Billy Rex stammered.
"Not the way, I work kid.". Grrr snarled.
"Mr. Grrr,".Billy started to say when Grrr's nurse came in.

Seeing Grrr in his operating clothes, she said "Not again Grrr. These are new rugs and you know what  Dr. H said at the budget meeting last week."
"Hey", said Grrr, "Did I ask for carpet? I was happy with tiles. Easy to mop up..but no!!.
You guys had to get that designer in here."a warmer..kinder look"  you said". Grrr replied.
Billy Rex looked up at the two older rex, his eyes getting bigger and bigger and his tail starting to twitch nervously .
As the nurse left, Billy said .."Please, Mr. Grrr. Can we start over?"
"Not a problem.  Every kid is entitled to one mistake as a human friend of mine is fond of saying."
Sitting down, and passing Billy a root-beer, Grrr popped a can for himself and said "Boys in the  school yard busting your tail again?"
A shocked Billy almost choked on his root-beer.
As he found his breath, Billy looked at Grrr and said "Yes, they....how..how..did you know?"

To be continued

Stef and Gretta wanted their homes painted.

 

painting.


Stef and Gretta were sitting over a cup of organic tea, made with distilled water of course, and talking of painting their homes with low voc organic paint in "warm" colors when Grrr and Bob came in.
"Hey babe. what are you ladies talking about?" asked Bob to Stef.
"We think that it would be nice to paint our houses" replied Stef.
"Yes, something natural and warm." put in Gretta.
Grrr looked at Bob and said "Ok no problem. Bob and I will head to the paint store." "Sure." agreed Bob. "What do you ladies think of green?"
Gretta and Stef exchanged the Wife look.
 "Today is the day that they are having the Jurassic park movie marathon and discount popcorn at Vlad's movie palace"  spoke Gretta. "Yes" Agreed Stef. "We know that you boys have been looking forward to that all year. We will just call the painter." 
"If you girls dont mind?" asked Bob. At the smiling reply of the ladies. Grrr and Bob ran to the door.
"Good thinking" said Stef to Gretta. "Lets get the rollers and brushes.' 
"Yes when the boys, bless their kind hearts paint, it takes us days to clean up!" replied Gretta.

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

 "Well, now the big fella",Tex resumed,  pointing   at Grrr," called me and asked me if I would do him a favor and consider the part, which if ya'all consider that  he was a "name" after JP, was a  mighty kind way of him puttin it. Any way, I went down and was just expectin some extra work, a walk on a bit of roarin, that sort of thing. But the Big fella who was to play the Aztec Rex had a contract dispute, the producer and director were on a very tight shoot schedule and asked if I would fill in. They used some trick camada work to make me look like a big rex. Well Now after a few days Grrr calls to say howdy and as we were talking about the  new part  Grrr asked if they adjusted my contract as I was now playin the starin role. Well I said I just trust that they do right by me."  Tex stopped to take a drink of his sweet tea.

"You are too trusting Shorty. Ole Ape, they were still paying him as an "extra'" walk on. no roaring parts,  basic scale. Well we Rex gotta stick together."
"So did you go Jurassic on them pal ?" asked Bob.
"Worse, I called Bruce the Shark!" said Grrr with an evil T-Rex grin.
Pard. Ya'll know Bruce?" Tex asked Bob.
"Sure, I met him a few years ago on a cruise Stef and I took with Grrr and Gretta. I know that he is a big shot in the movie business among other things and a very fair and decent being. I do not think he would like a friend of Grrr's  or anyone for that matter, to be cheated." said Bob.
"Bruce has been in the Business a long while and knows everyone, when he calls folks in the Business listen. Well, Next morning the producer called me in and had this new contract; I got star billing, 10% of the gross, a big raise, mah own trailer. Fellas said that they were fixin to talk to me bout this but this was the first chance. Found out later that Bruce had had a powwow with them". said Tex with a grin. 
"Well, I finished the flick, paid mah bills and as Bruce suggested put half in a computer stock and such. Now? Well still doing a bit of actin, but old Ringo and me a'int worried about things any more.
I was fixen to visit some kin in the swamp and figured that might be nice to see mah pard Grrr.
Turned out even better as I made a new pard." Said a happy Tex


 "So how did you and Grrr meet?"  asked Bob

"Well now as Ah recall I  was were makin a film and  The Duke called me and..."
"The Duke!!!!" You knew the Duke ?" asked Bob
With a happy t-rex grin, Tex replied. " Pard, back then we all knew each other.
John Wayne  Roy Rogers, Jay Silverheels, Gene Autry, Hopalong..Hollywood is a not a community it is a collection of communities and in the Cowboy Community we all knew each other and looked out for each other. Now Ah not sayin that we did not fight for a good part, but if there was a part that was right for a pard but not you. why y'all just naturally passed the word.  Ah was filling in on a teenage monster flick, when the Duke came over to mah place, had a small place in the hills, got it with mah King Kong pay, not much but a place to keep Ringo and set up a small shootin range, ya'all understand that times a fella just got to go shootin?"
"Yes, one of the nice things about Cali was the shooting ranges" replied Bob. "I was a member of the old Inland fish and game range for over 20 years" agreed Bob.
Unloading one of his Colt Peacemaker .45s, Tex handed it to Bob to admire and Bob, dropping the mag and checking the chamber  passed over his 1911 to Tex.
"There is something about a 45. " Bob said looking at Tex's Peacemaker.
"Sure enough is.' agreed Tex. "I was raised on the revolver and being a Cowboy..well y'all understand.  But I do admire the 1911 have a few at home. not saying ah agin the 9mm, like them too. But the .45 is the American gun."
"True"  said Bob.

T

"Ringo?" said Grrr with a happy roar upon seeing the grazing triceratops.
"Shorty,Where are you old friend?" roared Grrr.
"In here pard." replied Tex.
Grrr came charging in and the two Rex touched claws in friendship.
"Buddy welcome. You been telling those Texan tall tales again?" said Grrr with a happy grin.
"Nope. Tales are not tall, just that anything out side of Texas is small." said a happy Tex.
"I was fixin to tell mah new pard bout "Aztec Rex." said Tex.
"Go to pal." said a happy Grrr. Turning to Bob, "I just fix the parts he gets wrong! That is, if you guys ever get done admiring guns."
"Now pard, somethings are worth admiring. 
Y'all like rifles Bob? I've got the nicest ole Winchaster on Ringo that y'all ever did see."
"I do." replied Bob. "I am a Mauser man and...."
"Don't get this guy  started on Mausers." said a happy Grrr.
"We could go to the range later but you were telling how you met this ole reptile?"
replied Bob.
"Yep" said Tex. rolling a cigarette.  "Y'all mind?" asked Tex.
"Nope only guys here." said Bob and Grrr.
"Well now as I recall the phone rang and the big young fella there", pointing to Grrr, "was on the other end."

Texx Rex

 

Tex Rex

Bob was raising the flag out side of his house when he head a voice raised in question.
'Excuse me  sur , but when ya'all are finished respectin  our flag, would ya'all be so kind as to tell me where I might  find mah ole pard Grrr Rex?" Turning around. Bob was surprised to see a Nano- Rex riding a triceratops.

"yes, sir. I can do that but Grrr is not at home now, he and Gretta and the kids went to Mall to pick up some things. But any friend of Grrr is welcome here. You are more then welcome to come in and have a bite and a drink while you wait. I am Bob. Grrr and I go back a ways."
"Why, thank you that is mighty neighborly of ya. If you are sure it would be no trouble?"
"Not at all sir. Welcome." replied Bob.
I'am Forest Boone Travis Crockett Rex but folks just call me Tex.'
"Nice to meet you Tex. Can I get anything for your Triceratops?"
"Some water and if yo'all have any grass ole Ringo be right happy."
"I just mowed the lawn, would new cutting do?" Asked Bob.
"Ringo will be your friend for life Sur."
Wiping  off his boots and taking off his cowboy hat as they went into the house. "Y'all mind if I hang my irons here?" Asked Tex.
"Please be my guest. I was admiring them. You don't see a lot of single action Colt Army 45s around here."
"You have an interest in such sur?" asked Tex.
"I do indeed sir. Firearms are a life long hobby and your Colts are a work of art.
Would you care for some burgers and  Rootbeer?" asked Bob.
"Now I know that you are a pard of Grrr's.  He does love his root beer. But if you have some sweet tea?"
"Of course sir." Pouring Tex a  large class and passing over a bronto burger."
As they eat  the two guys talked of Grrr. Bob told Tex how he had met Grrr when Grrr became a class dino and Tex spoke of how they had met when Grrr and he had been in movies together.

Monday, October 18, 2021

 


Al Gator and Animal Control.



Bob woke at 4 A.M. with the sound of  Grrr banging his tail on Bob’s front door.
Half asleep with a yawn, Bob opened the door. “Pal,” he said “It is 4 o’clock, Gretta get smart and toss you out?”  “it is not me, Buddy. It is Al Gator, he put too much sugar in his Earl Grey  again and went wandering down the street again.  Singing Dixie and God Save the Queen."
Some humans saw him, freaked and called the cops. So  he is back in the tank. We gotta spring him.”
“Huh,” Said Bob still trying to wake up.
 Grrr handed him a cup of coffee.  “Yeah, he called me  from the slammer, we got to get him out before those creeps from EPA find him.  Your friend Officer Martinez, the old marine, is on duty and if you ask him, he will cut Al loose and lose the paperwork.”
The two pals went down to the Animal Control station and after a few words and a box of donuts changed hands,  Al Gator was out.
“Thanks, mates.” Said Al. “Don’t know how that happened. “I was enjoying the cricket match and put a few extra lumps in me tea, decided to go see some mates, must of taken a wrong turn...next thing I know some bloody humans, no offense Bob, were yelling and some bloke roped me like a bloody cow.”
“I saw the tape buddy. You were singing “God save the Queen.” and yelling something about Bunker Hill and restoring the honor of ole England. 
You are lucky those humans did not turn you into  a suitcase.” replied Bob with a smile. “You got that right.” agreed Grrr.

 

The Cake plot.

THE CAKE PLOT.

"We have to get the boys to the store" Gretta said to Stef.
"I know, but you know how they are...it is like pulling teeth, Bob hates shopping." 
"The same with Grrr," Gretta said with a sigh.
"Still, you know what a chore it
 is to get things for them and then have to return them."
"I do." said Stef.. "Gretta dear, this calls for the "Cake move.""
"You are right Stef, a wife has to do what a wife has to do."... 


Grrr and Bob were sitting around the shop enjoying coffee and root-beer and shooting the breeze.

"Sure glad we got that shopping over." said Grrr
"Yap" replied Bob. "I hate the Mall". 
"True, I cannot see why the girls like it." said Grrr.
"It is a Girl thing that we were not meant to understand pal." Answered Bob.
"Won't get us back there." Said Bob
"Nope.' replied Grrr as he took a drink of rootbeer.

Grrr, the T Rex and his human friend Bob had just come back from their run.
Grrr had shrunk himself down to human size so that the two pals could hang out more easily.
 As they were sitting down relaxing, Grrr’s nose begin to twitch, he said "Bob you smell what I smell?" Taking a few smells himself, Bob said "I sure do old reptile, I smell chocolate cake!"
 The two friends headed into the  kitchen. Stef, the human, Bob's wife and Gretta, the raptor, Grrr’s wife was sitting together over cups of organic tea and a piece of delicious chocolate cake.
 "Hey ladies" , said Grrr,  "What are you doing?"

"Oh", said Stef in an innocent voice, "Gretta, and I are just enjoying this wonderful piece of chocolate cake we are watching our diet so we only had one piece which we shared together."
"True", said Gretta," We have to watch our shape. Right Stef?"
 "Oh no, you look great. You're the best looking raptor on the whole block!" Said, Grrr,
"That goes for you too babe ." said Bob. " you look great."
 "Why thank you boys."  said the girls with a smile.
"Ah. You ladies don't have any more of  that cake do you?" Asked Bob.
 "Oh no, but you boys are welcome finish up what's left." Said Stef.
 Bob looked at Grrr and said " We can't be so impolite as to refuse old reptile."
 With that the two guys set forth to clean the plate.
"Wow", said Grrr "That is the best cake I've had in a while."
"I agree."  said Bob. "
"Yes it is good."  said Stef," and it was on sale, we were able  get that big piece of cake for only two dollars."
" There is a new cake store at the mall." said Gretta.
"You know", said Bob,  "Grrr and I were thinking of going down to the Mall to pick up some new books. you ladies wouldn't mind showing us where this shop  is, would you?"
 The two wives looked at each other and Stef, said "Well, we don't know.
We just came back from shopping we are kind of tired. You guys hate the mall after all."
"No, oh no, we love the MALL, don't Grrr?"
 "Yeah Bob, we were thinking of going down there again today"
 "Well" said Gretta,"I guess it wouldn't hurt to make one more trip to make you guys happy".

Opinion: You have a duty to hate evil.

 


Opinion: You have a duty to hate evil.

Hate has its place. I was reading of a man whose family was attacked and he drove off the attackers with a pipe, Good man.
Then he said "I don't hate them...I hope that they were not too hurt." 
Wonder how he will feel if they come back some dark night?
Not me. I hate a lot of bad things and bad people. I hate the people who did 9/11 or the swine who hurt kids or women. I hate PCism and unfairness. God gave you the ability to love and the ability to hate and I am sure that he has good reason to do so.
I will forgive and give a person trying to reform a second chance.
But I will also and always hate evil.

Sunday, October 17, 2021

What's up pal?

 



Grrr was not happy. He was sitting on a rock by the lake and eating peanuts..shell and all. Gretta had noticed that something was wrong but when she asked Grrr, he just replied "Nothing Babe" yet she knew that he only ate peanuts when he was down. it is a "T-Rex thing" she told her friend Stef. "I hate to be a bother dear" said Gretta to her friend. "But could you ask Bob to talk to Grrr? I know something is on his mind". Later 
Walking up to Grrr's rock with a 6 pack of "mug" Root Beer and a Coffee, Bob in his usual delicate and caring way said;" Hey ya bum, what the heck is the matter with ya? You are scaring Gretta !" 
Slowly raising his mighty head Grrr replied; "Hi pal.uh..nothing" as he eat another claw full of peanuts.
Tossing Grrr a can of RB, Bob said "Nothing my foot, talk!  You rotten reptile."
Holding the can of root beer in his terrible claw Grrr replied "it's it's...
I heard that..that those...they..  they are going to change ..ruin my root beer ..that they are going to make it ..Organic!!!!!!!!" Grrr whispered"
Pal, you have nothing to worry about." said Bob.
"How can you say that?..What if they were only going to make decaff coffee?"
replied Grrr.
"Pal, I saw that add. They are just going to add a line of organic and it is not even "MUG" it is some nutty company out in San Francisco..
"You mean? Are you sure? You would not kid a guy?"
"I do ...I am..and I would not. Your root beer is safe. Drink deep pal !"
With a roar of happiness, Grrr jumped from his rock and ROARED with joy.


Thursday, October 14, 2021

Eat and Run????

Gretta is gonna be mad or there goes Grrr's Diet.


Bob and Grrr were out for a morning run and Bob pulled a bit ahead. 
Now this was a tough neighborhood and four guys ran up to Bob.
"Hey, pal", said a guy with a mean look,” ya gotta buck I could hold?”
“Not on me friend." Bob replied.
"My pal coming around the corner has our breakfast money. But I would not bother him, if I were you,                                                                                                                                   
He gets 
unhappy, if people bother him while he is running.”

"Oh, he get's unhappy gee, that is too bad.” The Mugger said as he smiled at his friends.
About two minutes later there was a ROAR and several screams.
As Grrr catches up to Bob, he said "Hey, pal, not a word to Stef or Gretta OK?
 Gretta  will bust my tail for eating too much. But you know "waste not want not” said a Pius Grrr. : )
"The secret is safe with me buddy. But you better brush before the wives see us. you have half a leg stuck between your fangs"

So women want to be treated as men treat men?

 As a rule we expect men to do the job with no drama. We simply dont care how Mike feels. Simply do the job. In point of fact, we hold in profound contempt ,any guy who gets "feelings" that he allows to interfere with work.  Anger is allowed. Feeling as an excuse or family as an excuse?  Nope. A guy with a record of success  may, I say again, MAY be allowed to make a mistake  but he will soon, if the mistakes continue, be out on his butt.

Simply put;   Men say march or die.




Wednesday, October 13, 2021

 


We do drink Vine.

stock photo : Handsome vampire with glass of wine or blood, Halloween theme Vlad the vampire and Grrr the T-Rex were hanging out in the swamp.
The ladies had gone to the Mall, and Bob had lost the coin toss and had to go with them to carry stuff.
Grrr was enjoying a can of root-beer and Vlad, to Grrr’s surprise was having a glass of wine.
“Vlad, if you don’t mind my asking, since when do vampires drink wine?”
Looking up from his video game, Vlad was hooked on “panzer commander”
He said “Excuse me Grrr, I did not hear you.”
“The wine, buddy, since when did the undead drink wine?” “You know, “I never drink …vine” “.
Repeated Grrr.
“Drat!!!" Said an annoyed Vlad.
“Sorry, buddy, I did not mean to" ...said Grrr.
“No, No...Grrr it is not you . It is that darn book again.
Ever since Stoker wrote that silly tale, it has created problems for us vampires."

"So anyway Vlad, what is with the "I don't drink wine" when I see you, a vampire in good standing, enjoying the grape?." asked Grrr.
"As I said old friend, it is that darn book. People expect an accent and red eyes, bad breath and evening clothes.  Why back at the start of  my movie days, I, a real undead, could not get a bit part in a film".
 "Sorry kid, you just don't look like a vampire". "You would not believe how many time I was told that." Replied an annoyed Vlad as he took a deep drink of his Merlot....

Words have meaning...

 

Discrimination


Opinion:  Discrimination
The word discrimination has come to be used to express the evil concept of treating a person unjustly based on factors outside of that person’s control, i.e.  their race or gender.
This is NOT the true meaning of the word discriminate.
The word discriminate means to judge between good and bad based on your system of values. So, to twist the meaning of the word, is in my opinion, another politically correct abuse of our personal freedom and duty to decide between good and evil.
 Remember, if you are not going to decide things in your life, someone else WILL decide them for you. If you are going to allow that, don’t forget to practice bowing and saying
"Aye mi Lord"




Get rid of cash

 

Get rid of that cash. 

I mean who knows where that dirty bill has been? Cannot be too careful in the age of co*id.

Trust the Pols and banks.

 I mean what could go wrong? 

We would NEVER use a Red Chin social credit Commie thing

 to cut people off from "Credit"  thus food  etc:  just for the WRONG political view?  

That could never happen here

Hummm Guess jack boot are back in fasion?

 

Campus fascism: Colorado State University threatens unvaccinated students with ARREST if they are seen on school property


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(Natural News) Unvaccinated students who attend Colorado State University (CSU) in Fort Collins are now being threatened with arrest if they so much as even set foot on campus without having had a Wuhan coronavirus (Covid-19) needle jammed in their arms.

Michael Katz, Director at CSU’s Student Resolution Center, wrote a letter to unvaccinated students telling them that because they did not provide proof of injection or an exemption to the school’s “Pandemic Preparedness Team,” they are now prohibited from existing on campus property.

“Since your non-compliance with this requirement poses a threat to the safety and well-being of the University community, the following interim measure applies to you,” Katz wrote in the threatening letter.

“Effective immediately, you are trespassed from all University property until May 16, 2022. This means you are not permitted to be on any University property or in any University buildings; this includes but is not limited to, residence halls, university apartments, dining halls, in-person classes, the Morgan library, the rec center, and the Lory student center.”

Unvaccinated students at CSU who are caught anywhere on campus, either indoors or outdoors, “may be cited or arrested for trespassing and face further disciplinary action.”

Mind you, all of the unvaccinated students in question have already paid their tuition, meaning the school took their money and is now threatening them with prosecution and imprisonment if they attempt to participate in any on-campus activities, including going to class.

Katz says CSU will not make any alternative arrangements for unvaccinated students

Later in the same letter, Katz revealed that faculty at CSU “are not required to make alternative arrangements for the students to complete their course work away from campus” while they are “trespassed from campus.”

This means that until next May, every unvaccinated student who already paid full tuition will be denied the services they paid for because they refused to take one of Donald “father of the vaccine” Trump’s “Operation Warp Speed” injections – Trump called himself the father of the vaccine, just to be clear – in obedience to the school and the government’s demands.

What CSU is afraid of remains unclear, seeing as how 87.5 percent of its student body and 84.9 percent of faculty members are already “fully vaccinated.” If Tony Fauci and the other Branch Covidians are to be believed, then the school has already reached “herd immunity” and does not need to worry about unvaccinated students.

The fact that CSU has adopted full-fledged fascism as the new campus policy, likely in violation of the law, speaks volumes about how this was never about protecting public health, but rather about imposing police state control.

If unvaccinated CSU students are smart, they will mount a massive lawsuit against the school for depriving them of their right to exist with natural immunity – and for stealing their tuition money only to change the rules after that money was paid.

“They have totally lost the plot,” wrote one Natural News commenter, agreeing with the fact that today’s college campuses have become incubators and breeding grounds for tyranny and authoritarianism.

“They have become useless and should be defunded and shut down, then reopened after a year with new charters and new administrators after everybody has had a chance to rethink the Branch Covidian cult. As it is, the destruction of the education system seems to be the likely result.”

“Once upon a time, college was a place where you went to become educated and enhance your intelligence,” wrote another. “Today it’s now just the opposite; it’s a place where young people go to become dumbed-down and indoctrinated.”

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Sources for this article include:

ThePostMillennial.com