More Wisdom of Grrr

Hey Humans.
I have been reading your news. Now let me say that I like humans...My best pal is a Human!
But after reading your news..Nope You humans are just too  odd. You get mad over what TV actors say or what sports players do as it that mattered and let your cities fall apart!  You got crime and think the answer it to disarm the honest...Try and get a T Rex's teeth and claws! Ya revolted against England for 3% tax and now pay over 40%  Ya say all humans were created equal and kept slaves.
Ya let millions flood into your territory or vote with no proof in ya elections!
Humans!! Ya say we got small brains!  See ya.

WISDOM OF GRRR

No one can  walk all over you unless you first lay down and become a doormat.

Wisdom of Grrr part 4

If ya ask the other guy to step "outside"  You best be prepared if he says "OK"
Roared Grrr
This also applies to Ladies; as I see from the net that ladies now fight as well.
Added Gretta.

How Grrr became head dino

The ladies were out to lunch  and shopping Grrr and Bob  were sitting around  their LAIR in the swamp, being husbands of experience, they KNOW when to hide, rootbeer and coffee  in claw and hand.
Bob asked " Pal, I know that you are head Dino  but how did ya get the job, were ya born to it  or was there an election?"
Grrr replied; "Naw, you guys are a young species. We Rex gave that up 100,000.000 years ago.
Ya do have to be a Rex;  that was decided when we kicked out them lousy Allosaurus.
Ya seen the volcano. So you know that there are two paths  to the top one on each side? "
"yeah.  I never gave it much mind". Replied Bob
"Most dont. If they are not Rex.  At the top over the crater and the lava is a narrow path  so!" said Grrr.
"I still dont get it." relied Bob.
Putting down his can, Grrr gave Bob the seventh grade..." What are ya a retard or something"? look.
"Hey..I know that look ya rotten reptile!" Said an annoyed Bob
"Sorry ole ape, I sometimes forget that are not a  T Rex. The rule is that ya cannot go down the same way ya went up!"
"Oh" Said  Bob
"yep" replied Grrr an evil T Rex grin.


   

Wisdom of Grrr lll

Think long and hard before you give your word. Your first response should always be "I will consider that". 99.9 percent of the time once you give your word ya must keep it.

Wisdom of Grrr

Ya try to please every one and ya end up pleasing no one...not even ya self.
Grrr Rex

Wisdom of Grrr

If you call it as ya see it, respect your  own opinion, if your dont, no one else will.

Grrr Rex