"What's up pal? " part lll

"They are going to change ..ruin my root beer ..that they are going to make it Organic!!!!!!!!" Grrr whispered"
"Pal, you have nothing to worry about." said Bob.
"How can you say that..what if they were only going to make decaff coffee?"
replied Grrr.
"Pal, I saw that add.They are just going to add a line of organic and it is not even "MUG" it is some nutty company out in San Francisco..
"You mean? Are you sure? You would not kid a guy?"
"I do ...I am..and I would not. Your root beer is safe. Drink deep pal !"
With a roar of happiness, Grrr jumped from his rock and ROARED with joy.

"What's up pal? " part lll

Holding the can of root beer in his terrible claw Grrr replied "it's it's...
I heard that..that those they are going to change ..ruin my root beer ..that they are going to make it ..Organic!!!!!!!!" Grrr whispered.
To be continued.

"What's up pal? " part ll

Walking up to Grrr's rock with a 6 pack of "mug" Root Beer and a Coffee, Bob in his usual delicate and caring way said;" Hey ya bum, what the heck is the matter with ya? You are scaring Gretta !" 
Slowly raising his mighty head Grrr replied; "Hi pal.uh..nothing" as he eat another claw full of peanuts.
Tossing Grrr a can of RB, Bob said "Nothing my foot, talk you rotten reptile."
Holding the can of root beer in his terrible claw Grrr replied "it's it's...
To be continued

What's up pal?

Grrr was not happy. He was sitting on a rock by the lake and eating peanuts..shell and all. Gretta had noticed that something was wrong but when she asked Grrr, he just replied "Nothing Babe" yet she knew that he only ate peanuts when he was down. it is a "T-Rex thing" she told her friend Stef. " i hate to be a bother dear" said Gretta to her friend. "But could you ask Bob to talk to Grrr? I know something is on his mind". To be continued.

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Returning Things.

Returning Things.

Grrr stopped over at bob's house to return his helmet.
"Hey pal, thanks for the loan of the helmet."
"Not a problem ole reptile, but I gotta ask. Why were you dinos so worried?
According to reports that me.."   seeing the look on Grrr's green face, ( Dinos don't care for the 'M' word) "that.. ur ...rock was going by Mars, not Earth." said Bob.
"Ole ape, you humans were not around for the last one.
If there is one thing we dinos learned the hard way, it is NEVER trust rocks that fall out of the sky!"

Why we need photo ID

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/390893/james-okeefe-strikes-again-john-fund

The Missing steel pot...or hot day on Mars.

Bob was looking through his storage room when he noticed that his old Marine battle helmet was missing. So he forgot what he came to find and started looking fo the ole steel pot. He looked in boxes and he looked in cases..he looked in closets and behind things. At last, he became wise and recalled the husband rule.
"if you cannot find it ask your wife." 
"Babe." Bob yelled from the garage, "have you seen my old marine helmet?"
"Yes, Grrr...ma...me..."
Realizing that he could not hear her, Bob walked into the house and said."What was that babe; I could not make it out?"
"Grrr was on the net and he saw a report of a huge meteor, you know how he and Gretta feel about those, so he borrowed your old helmet and he and Gretta are hiding in their meteor shelter till Sunday." Stef said.
"I saw that report. The Meteor is going pass MARS!" replied Bob

Freedom of speech from a liberal progressive view.

Comrades;
You are free to say, think and believe what the party tells you to say, think and believe.
if you ARE a good comrade, why WOULD you want to say, think or believe anything else??
Now if you are an evil counter revolutionary racist hater, of course you would,say think and believe otherwise. and it would be the duty of all GOOD caring comrades to struggle against such evil and aid in your "reeducation".
Comrade Bobsky

The pursue of Happiness.

The pursue of Happiness.
Lets clear something up.

It is an ideal human right stated in the Declaration of Independence.
Happiness is not a right protected by the Constitution.
So I cannot go to the NFL or the NBA and demand that they make me a player.
Hey, so what if I cannot play? Being on the team would make me HAPPY!
They can and would say 'take a walk Bob" and have the legal right to do so.
Ok . so then what does the "Pursue of Happiness" mean and why was it so important that they put it in the Deceleration of Independence as a Universal truth?
Like everything else around here ya gotta know the History.
For THOUSANDS ..yes I said Thousands of years, you did what you were BORN TO DO. So if your father was a farmer, YOU were a farmer. If you were a girl and your father was a farmer YOU married a farmer. If your father was a noble knight, You were a noble knight or if born a lady in a noble family, married the son of a noble.
That was it. Case closed.

But what if I am not happy???
To be continued.

The Nervous Vampire. Part 1

Grrr was home in his cave watching "Gorgo", in his opinion,"an oldie but a goodie" 
when his phone rang.

 "Babe the phone." Grrr called, but that darn phone kept ringing and Grrr recalled that Gretta and Stef had gone to the "Organic Natural Shoppe" for tea. 
Putting his movie on hold, Grrr picked up the phone, thinking that it might be Gretta,; Grrr was polite. "Rex residence. How can I help ya?"
"Mine frond..you must come to me ..I ..please help me."
"Vlad, is that you? asked Grrr.
"ya..Ya.. please to come to mine movie house..please."
The phone went dead....
To be continued.

Gloves for a Dino. VII

" Hold on. If Grrr has pens that he had made, perhaps he could use a stylus???"
Said Bob. 
"Perfect!  If we got him a stylus, he could use a tablet all he wants and not scratch it up!" replied Stef. 
A few days later, it was Grrr's hatching day and as the party was roaring, Stef and Bob handed Grrr his new tablet. Grrr loves computers and so took it was a roar of joy. But a look of concern replaced the happy look. 
"Thanks pal and Stef but you see I..." said Grrr.
"Sure you can ya bum." said Bob As with a smile. Stef handed Grrr a stylus.
Taking the stylus in his claw, Grrr was soon posting and looking up stuff with his new tablet. A fine time was had by all.

"Gloves for a Dino". part VI

My penmanship makes a doctor's look good" Bob replied.
"Be that as it may, Grrry and I were in class when you were teaching penmanship to the kids and we practiced many hours after school together." Replied Gretta
"And so they acquired perfect penmanship." said Bob
"What do you mean? asked Stef, "Does Grrr have good penmanship too?"
"Oh, yeah, Gretta said that Grrr's penmanship was even better than hers.
He even has some pens that he had made. Hold on. If he has pens that he had made perhaps he could use a stylus???

To be continued..

Gloves for a Dino part v

Gloves for a Dino. part V

"There has to be someway to do this!" ...
I think I have got it!" said Bob
"What is it?" asked Stef
"Well, while I was over in Grrr's cave the other day, Gretta was writing out some cards and I complemented her on her fine penmanship.
She said 'thank you but that is the results of your efforts.'
Mine? My penmanship makes a doctor's look good" I replied.
"Be that as it may, Grrry and I were in class when you were teaching penmanship to the kids and we practiced many hours after school together."
To be continued...

Gloves for a Dino. Part IV

"I am sure that we can find a pair of gloves there or have someone alter a pair to fit a t-rex."
"You know, that sounds like a good idea, but I am not sure how practical it is." said Stef.
"What do you mean Babe?" asked Bob
"Well, you know how hot it can get around here. Do you really think that Grrr is going to want to put on a pair of gloves every time he wants to use a tablet?" Asked Stef.
"Oh man! I had not considered that. If it is 100 degrees out there, he is not going to like gloves. Grrr has been complaining about the heat as it is. He even hired Al Gator to insulate their cave and put in air conditioning.
There has to be someway to do this!" said Bob
To be continued.