"Gloves for a Dino part lll

Gloves for a Dino part lll

"Guys!! ..Okay, so what are you 'warriors' going to do?" replied Stef.
"Well. I was thinking of gloves...." replied Bob.
"Gloves? I don't understand." said Stef
"Well look, if the problem is that his claws are too sharp and we get him some gloves, he can put them on, then his claws won't mess up the tablet and if he likes it, we can get him one for his hatching day. You told me that when you and Gretta go shopping they have a whole section of the mall that caters to dinos." said Bob
"I am sure that we can find a pair there or have someone alter a pair to fit a t-rex."

"You know, that sounds like a good idea, but I am not sure how practical it is."  said Stef.

To be continued...

Gloves for a Dino. part ll

Gloves for a Dino. part ll

""Well, lend him tablet. See if he likes it better and if he does, well his birthday--I mean hatching day is coming up, and we could get him one."
"We could do that. Babe and it is a noble idea but that alone wont solve the problem." replied Bob
""Why not?" asked Stef.
"Well you see the tablets are all touch screen and Grrr's claws tend to scratch the screen. I told him to get a nail clipper and he almost went Jurassic.
'A T-Rex does not cut his claws...who ever heard of such a dumb idea.' you know how he can get at times." replied Bob.
"That is silly Gretta is a raptor and she and I have our nails done." said Stef.
"Yeah, but you guys are girls and I gather that Grrr sees his claws as his weapons and no guy wants to be disarmed. It is a Jungle out there."
"Guys!!!Ok so what are you "warriors" going to do?" replied Stef.
"Well. I was thinking of gloves...." replied Bob.

Gloves for a Dino.

Bob and Stef were at the local mall.
"You know babe, I think that Grrr is not happy about this tablet thing."
"Why is that?" she asked.
"Well, you know how he loves computers..." 
"Yes, I have often heard him tell you that 'any beings that can invent root beer and computers cannot be all bad'." she said with a smile.
"He has his laptop. But I think that he feels bad about not being able to use a tablet"
"Well, lend him yours.   See if  he  likes it better and  if he does, well his birthday--I mean hatching day is coming up, and we could get him one."
To be continued.

Grrr and Bob were getting ready.

Books..coffee..rootbeer?"I think we've got every thing." said Bob.
"We cannot be too careful pal. You know what it means if we forget anything." said Grrr.
"Sure do pal." replied Bob.'We have seen action before."
"You think we need the tablet?" asked Grrr
"Tablet and the laptop. They have WiFi at the book shop."
"Flip you for the laptop? I hate the tablet. My claws leave marks on the dumb thing". said Grrr.
"Not a problem pal..I guess we are ready." 

"Yep" agreed Grrr. "Lets find the girls had head for the mall."

Grrr has decided to take up painting. part ll

Grrr has decided to take up painting. part ll

"Hey, pal." asked Grrr upon seeing Bob carrying rollers and brushes, "You finally, putting down that history book and painting that shack you force poor Stef to put up with?"
"Hey. ya bum, I will compare my house to yours any day. If it were not for Gretta, you would not even have indoor pluming!!!
No. I heard that You were painting and figured that I might give you a hand. 
I did not expect ya to be doing a Rembrandt."
"Oh. Ya mean the painting? Well.I tell ya pal.
I was thinking about some of the old history classes back when I was a CLASS DINO and I recalled that a lot of beings like Churchill were painters as a hobby and well I said if the Humans can do it, so can we REX.
to be continued.

Grrr has decided to take up painting.

Gretta was over talking to Stef and she told her friend that "Grrry has taken up painting."
So, being caught up on his history reading, he was restudying Rome, Bob grabbed a couple of rollers and brushes and decided to give his dino pal a hand.
when he walked into Grrr's cave he almost fell over in shock.
There was Grrr the MIghty T-Rex, wearing a beret and holding a color palette and standing in front of a easel upon which stood the half finished canvas of a sunset.

to be continued.

Grrr does Henry V.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM

Grrr plays Henry V
Grrr was walking around his cave with a crown made from a rootbeer can and one of Bob's long WW l long bayonets in his claw reciting that Agincourt speech from Henry V .
"If we are marked for extinction, we are enough to do our swamp loss,
But if to live the fewer REX, the greater share of honor. 
God's will, I play thee, wish not one rex more. Rather let any in my pack who has no fangs for this fight depart, his passport shall be made and brontoburgers put in his pack for lunch. We would not die with that the reptile, that has no courage to die with us.

How Jurassic park should have ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQrRg3LtjXY

Grrr is in a Foul Mood.

"I come bearing rootbeer ya rotten reptile."
Bob called.
"Come in pal. I was down to my last can. Sorry about that..you know..bad day."
Tossing Grrr a can and pouring a cup, Bob said " Yeah, I heard ..but it could be worse."
Raising his mighty T-Rex head with a look of interest. "Pal we are talking Oscar here. How could it be worse?"
"Well, what if the part you did had been compared to that French Godzilla? What if every one said it stank?"
"Worse than that French Godzilla??? Gad, I would toss my self into the volcano!" said a shocked Grrr.
"But it did not.  Pal, I know and Gretta knows and Stef knows that your work ...no your art.. is of the finest as is your honor in that you saved a pal. 
You know what Godzilla would have done if he believed that he had disgraced Japan."
With a mighty roar of happiness Grrr said " I never looked at it like that. You know old Ape, your  not as dumb as you look." 
'"Yeah? Well at least my brain is bigger than a walnut." said Bob as the two guys started to yell and chase each other. 

Hearing the yelling and roaring, Gretta and Stef smiled and said. "The boys are at it again. All is well."

Grrr is in a Foul mood. V

"Grrry" said Gretta as she walked in the door, "Gave his word to Godzilla to keep his help under the rose so no one except a few people in the prop dept and know that it was Grrry playing most of that part!!!"
"I understood that you two did not like the movie business any more?" asked Stef.
"We don't the best and nicest thing we ever did was to be class dinos. But if you were ever on screen..an Oscar...well..it just is...and to not get one for work you did..well, it like winning the History award and seeing someone else get the prize.. Gerry gave his word so he cannot say anything and it is not Godzilla's fault, he gave his word."
Picking up a big case of roobeer and a pot of coffee, "I think I will go talk to the old reptile. See you later ladies."
To be continued.

Grrr is in a Foul mood.......part IV

"You know babe, I know that he was happy and proud to be a class dino, but  I think that the old ham was happy to be back in front of the camera; even if he won't admit it. " said Bob.
"I agree dear, and that is why he is so annoyed. That is the problem.
"I don't get it." said a confused Bob
"Well, Gretta just told me that Bruce the shark called from Hollywood, You remember Bruce?"
"Sure.  We met him on the cruse, he has been a big shot in Hollywood since the 50's and ever since Grrr made those fishermen release him, he thinks of Grrr as a long lost son.  So?"
"Well, his daughter, was on the phone to Gretta and she told her that there was a rumor that Godzilla may be up for an Oscar...."said Stef
"And Grrr....said Bob
"Grrry" said Gretta as she walked in the door, "Gave his word to Godzilla to keep his help under the rose so one except a few people in the prop dept and know that it was Grrry playing most of that part!!!!!"



To be continued, 

Grrr is in a foul mood. part lll

"It seems that Grrr was a bit too successful".  Replied Stef.
"Why would being successful annoy him?
Grrr is usually a fairly mellow type...A Cali-dude type Rex." asked a puzzled Bob.
"Well, you know how he had to wear the rubber Godzilla suit around?" 
"Sure do. I heard about that for weeks; but it was that, or them gluing Godzilla fins on his back and tail and you know how he felt about having to scrub that glue off after every scene."
"I do indeed." Replied Stef. "Gretta told me that he would get so annoyed that he would fall over his tail trying to get the last spots only to have them want to do it the next day. 
So when the prop dept came up with that rubber Godzilla suit he was happy to use it.'
"You know babe, I know that he was happy and proud to be a class dino, but  I think that the old ham was happy to be back in front of the camera; even if he won't admit it. " said Bob.
"I agree dear, and that is why he is so annoyed.


To be continued.

Grrr is in a Foul Mood. part ll

"Oh, I know.  Gretta and I just got off the phone. In fact, she is staying over here for a few days till Grrr gets over it. Replied Stef.
"Over what? " asked Bob 
"You remember when Grrr and Gretta went to Japan last year?" asked Stef.
"Sure, his old friend Godzilla was asked by the Mikado himself, to come out of retirement and make the picture. After all of the problems Japan has been having, The Mikado felt that Japan needed some good PR and everyone likes Godzilla....."
"Well" said Stef, "Your pal stepped in to help out when Godzilla got sick from that bad sushi..."
"Actually, I don't see how anyone can not get sick eating raw fish." interjected Bob.
"It seems that Grrr was a bit too successful' replied Stef.

To be continued.

Grrr is in a foul mood.

Grrr is in a foul mood.

Bob stuck his head into Grrr's cave to see if Grrr wanted to go for a run.
"ROAR" was the reply and Bob ducked with surprising speed, given his age, as a can of root beer came flying toward his head.
"I will take that as a NO." said Bob as he backed out of Grrr's cave.
Talking to Stef as he walked back into their house he said: "Boy, babe, something is biting Grrr's tail. He is really in a rotten mood."
"Oh, I know.  Gretta and I just got off the phone. In fact, she is staying over here for a few days till Grrr gets over it.
"Over what? " asked Bob To be continued

American in america killed in jahid

http://www.rightlywired.com/brendan-tevlin-american-martyr-murdered-on-u-s-soil-by-jihadist-killer/

Grrr's view

Grrr's view

"You know pal, say what you want about about you apes.
Any beings that can invent rootbeer cannot be totally without merit."
Said Grrr philosophically.
Giving Grrr an evil look, Bob replied.: "Thanks ...I think!"

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Dino and political reality

")()(*()**&%%$%%^%%$%%&" said an angry Bob.

Sticking his green reptilian head in the door Grrr asked: " Everything ok pal?"

"What? Oh hello Grrr, yeah pal every thing is OK.  I was just reading the News."

"Pal I gotta ask. Why do you humans read the paper, I mean except for the comics, I cannot see any reason for it. All it does is make ya go Jurassic? "

"Well, unlike you dinos, We humans pick our leaders by voting, so we gotta stay informed." replied Bob with pride.

"Well, if you humans picked them, why are you always so upset with them?"

Asked Grrr.

"Well, pal sometimes pols don't do what they say and we humans  gotta know."

"But, I was reading that you humans keep reelecting the same pols time after time?"

"Well, yes. You see experience and seniority are important in our political system." answered Bob

"So." replied Grrr "You humans elect other humans to power who don't keep their word to you then you read of it in the  paper, get mad and then go out and reelect the same humans?"

"Boy, then you make cracks about us dinos having small brains!"

Replied Grrr with an evil T- Rex grin.

Dinner for 4

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/dinosaurs/11075419/New-dinosaur-species-discovered-in-Argentina.html "Hey Grrr, did you know about that big dino?" Bob asked with an evil grin. "Yeah we knew him." replied Grrr. "Well what did you call a big guy like that...Boss?" said Bob. "Naw. We called him dinner for 4." replied Grrr.

New dinosaur seven times bigger than T. rex discovered in Argentina - Telegraph

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Dreadnoughtus schrani was the size of seven Tyrannosaurus Rex and would have been utterly untroubled by predators, say experts