The Christmas Dino part V

The Christmas Dino part V
"Boys your friend Bruce the Shark, owns ships and airlines"...Gretta finished. "Have you boys called him?" Bob and Grrr looked at each other.
"Uh..no Babe." said Bob. "But we were just going to. Right Grrr." "Ur yes..this very minute!" replied Grrr. 

Grrr called Bruce the Shark., who was a big fish in the Movie and shipping business. They had met and became lifelong friends when Grrr was in pictures.
Bruce the Shark answered his pvt line.
"Grrr boychick, hows by you and the family? Merry Christmas a good one you should have."
"We are well Bruce, how are things with you?" replied Grrr
"At my age...you should ask? Thanks to you and your human friend Bob, he is well? I have cable in my tank, life is good."
Bruce, I know it is a rush, but if you can, I need a favor?"
"For you Grrr, a pleasure...ask..ask."
Grrr explained to Bruce about the Christmas Dino and that he Grrr had to get to the North Pole.
"The Kiddern must have Christmas". Exclaimed Bruce.
"A few calls..with in the hour. By the phone you should wait.' replied Bruce
Half a hour latter Bruce called back....
To be continued.

The Christmas Dino. Part I V
The pals were running around trying to figure how to get Grrr to the North Pole by Christmas Eve. The Christmas Dino had hurt his tail and Grrr agreed to fill in. " Environmental Pass..Green zone..how can it be a green zone it is covered in snow!!" picture ID..I.." I am Grrr Rex."said Grrr.
"Look. Perhaps you can use your size changing ring and I can mail you to the North Pole." said Bob.
"Too late pal. Have you seen the lines at the PO office?" replied Grrr.
When Stef and Gretta came home and saw the guys glum, they asked what the problem was and Grrr explained. "So you see babe, I gotta get to the North Pole." Two lovely faces dino and human looked at each other as Gretta and Stef gave each other the "wife look." Stef said "Boys your friend Bruce the Shark, owns ships and planes."

The Christmas Dino part lll

The Christmas Dino Part lll.
"I gotta get to the North Pole." sajd Grrr "and I only got a few days, i gotta learn the route..."
"Ok. So how can I help?" asked Bob.
"Well, my computer is down. Can you look on the net for a flight out of Dinoport to the North Pole"
"Not a problem pal. ...uh..looks like it is a problem. 
"Old reptile, every flight is booked and it seems that even T-Rex need a Id to get on a plane. You got a picture ID?" asked Bob.
"I am Grrr Rex, everybody knows me...I am the Head of the Dino..I got diplomatic immunity.
That may be old pal, but No ID...No ticket.
Worse there are no flights".
"Worser it seems that the North Pole is a protected site and you gotta get an environmental pass to go there." replied Bob
"We gotta think of something pal!" replied Grr
To be continued..

The Christmas dino part ll

The Christmas Dino. part ll
"Gonna need some help" said Grrr as he walked over to Bob's house.
Banging on the garage door with his tail, Grrr roared "Pal. come out I need some help." Turning off his case tumbler, Bob came out annoyed " I got things to do, I gotta finish cleaning this brass, resize and reloading it. I am down to one half box of ammo for my new .45, this better be good ya rotten reptile." "Is Christmas important?" asked Grrr. "Of course, what do you think I am a rotten progressive humanist??" replied Bob. "Well, the Christmas dino hurt his tail and asked me as head rex to fill in."
"That is different." putting down his reloading stuff, "kids, gotta have Christmas." 
To be continued

The Christmas Dino

The phone rang in Grrr's cave. He was watching JP and called to Gretta.
"Babe. the phone." But the phone just kept ringing. Remembering that Stef and Gretta had gone to the Mall for some last minute shopping, roaring , "best part of the picture"under his breath Grrr, put his JP DVD on hold and went to the phone. 
"Grrr Rex, what do ya want?..What the the Christmas Dino...hurt his tail...needs some Rex to fill..kids GOTTA have Christmas...
Ok, said Grrr. I will do it.."
To be continued

Dino Rap

Grrr got rather annoyed at people saying the T-Rex were birds.

My name Grrr remember it fool.
My scales are green and my tail is cool.
You are a light headed tool a Ph.D fool
We rex are reptile. That is no lie.
You can take your science off and die.
You got the wit of a half dead frog and any brain you had is lost in fog.

Saw the "life of PI"

Saw "Life of PI"
Film is a hymn to secular Humanism.
Seems you can pick the end that feels good. A saga about a tiger and noble man ...or a mundane story of cannibalism and murder. The film makes the point that religion is also something you can pick, but that religion is also a feel good delusion.

Vampire on the Course.

Grrr and Bob were coming home from the store with a new supply of Rootbeer and Coffee.

It was rather late 4 A.M.  Stef and Gretta had gone to see Flower and the ladies human and Raptor, were spending the week at the "Organic Health and Wellness  Resort". 

The guys were on their own. Steff and Gretta had of course left a large supply of "health food" for the guys. But ya know : )

After spending the day and a large part of the night at the 24/7 movie watching old horror movies, the boys were both agreed that  the old movies had to seen in the movie house, seeing them on TV was ok but just not the same.The pals were walking home when they found Vlad the Vampire snapping sticks and tossing them in the air in rage. 

"Hey, pal, dig Vlad. He is going ape." said Bob to Grrr.

"Yeah, he does look annoyed and nothing ever gets under his skin. Even the time they wanted him to play 

"Count Dracula meets the Amoeba from Mars"  and that, let me tell ya, was a bad role. He never lost his cool. We better see if he is all right."  said Grrr.

 "You think someone tried to get him with those wooden stakes?" asked Bob.

"Don't know. But we will find out. Vald pal, its Bob and me. You alright buddy?" asked Grrr.

"AWWW . I vill never be alwright..if I find der swine who invented thiss game..I vill give him to the Children of the Night!" Screamed Vlad.

To be continued.