Wednesday, November 27, 2013

One spoon over the line..

 Gretta came running over to Stef.
"Stef, get Bob. Please hurry something terrible is wrong with Grrr!!"
Stef, called ",Bob please come here, Gretta said something is wrong with Grrr."
Running over, Bob asked "What is the problem Gretta...what is wrong?"
"It ..it it's Grrr, I have never seen him like this he..making strange faces and roaring like he want to tear every one to bits. I ..I am frightened..I don't know what to do..I.." replied Gretta.
"Ok, I will go look." replied Bob.
"Dear, be careful Grrr.." said a worried Stef.
"Not a problem Babe." replied Bob.
As Bob looked into Grrr's cave he saw a dino sized bowl of ice cream on the floor and A BIG T-Rex jumping around and roaring.
Looking at the Bowl of Ice Cream, Bob went over to the sink and filled a large dino sized cup with water.
"Here pal." He said
Taking the bowl of water, Grrr gulped it down. The look of rage and pain left his face.
"Thanks pal.  It was horrible. I was enjoying some  vanilla fudge, when it hit."
"used to happen at class parties." said Bob.
The two pals looked at each other. "One spoon of ice cream too many..

.ICE CREAM BURN!!!!!"
"One spoon over the line old dino...one spoon over the line.
Running around with ice cream burn one spoon over the line."
The pals sang.

"

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Zombie movies ...part ll

Walking up  to Vlad and Grrr,  Bob said "Hi fellas, you guys were actors, can you explain zombie stuff to me I don't get Zombi.."
With a scream of rage, Vlad fangs extended, flew for Bob's throat .
As Bob stepped aside, Grrr grabbed Vlad.
 "Cool off pal, that is Bob you are trying to bite!"
Regaining control, Vlad said.
"Forgive me mine friend... but the very sound of that vord..."
Grrr put in, "Nothing personal Bob, but you gotta understand, we were actors and Vlad was on the top for 70 or 80 years.  " A"  list .  Bela and Boris studied his work.
To see what the craft has fallen to, well for a sensitive artist like Vlad, it is just too much."

To be continued.

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Zombie movies ...

Vlad, the Vampire was talking with Grrr.
“I tell you,Grrr, der movie business iss kaput.”
“In our day, ve were artists, der craft meant something! Now, it iss der zombie thiss und der zombie that. It is enough to make you want to return to der old earthbox and sleep for a century or two und I vould too but vhen I avoke, I fear, it vould be vorse .”
“Tell me about it.” replied an agreeing Grrr.
“You went to school when we were in the business, you studied the old pros, every movement of your claw or twitch of your tail was meant to convey the mood to the audience. Gretta and I practiced a five minute shot for days getting our parts just right.
Now? A bunch of extras in torn clothes with a bit of dirt and plastic blood is a movie....”


To be continued.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Who are WE to judge???


What a great concept. Hitler and Stalin would jump for joy.
Someone is always judging and making decisions based on those judgments. The "elite" would LOVE to do that for you.
Just be a good little slave, leave judgement to your betters.
You are a free American with the God given right to make judgement on things, to decide what YOU like and what YOU don't. 
Should you be polite? of course. But never hand over your freedom of judgement.
When someone pol, teacher, religious leader, tells you that YOU have no right to make judgments, what they are TELLING YOU IS THAT THEY WILL DECIDE FOR YOU. Them MASTER YOU SERF.
Stand and be the free people God meant Americans to be.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Singing in the Cave

Grrr and Bob Doctor H and Al Gator, had refused to learn to play golf, that is Grrr, Bob and Dr. H had refused Al Gator being native to Flordia, already knew how.

The ladies had gone to lunch at the "Organic Cafe" and the guys were singing or roaring in the garage.
They had all grown up when folk music was in and were singing songs from their youth.
Bob had sang "Blowing in the Wind" Grrr was singing,
"Them ole lava fields back home."
"When I was a little bidy Dino my mama used to rock me in the cradle on them ole lava fields back Home.
It down in Jurassic village just about a mile from T-rex point on them ole lava fields back home.
When them brontos get to running you don't get very much supper, on them ole lava fields back home."
Ah, the coffee and earl gray and rootbeer and carrot juice was flowing freely.
Grrr had his gitgar, Bob on the coffee can bongos, Al with his bagpipes and Dr. H on the keys!!!!!!



Wednesday, November 13, 2013

If you CARE ...You have to be an adult.

I was reading about about problems people were having at school dances.
Seems that the kids were doing "Freak" dancing. Which is not proper.
The adults did not like it but said that they could not stop it.
I was thinking "Just give a fair warning and if it does not stop, pull the plug. Dance over."
The kids are not stupid. They will dance properly and enjoy proper music once they know the rules.

Well, on the next page it is explained that the adults, I should say the older people, as they did not act adult, were afraid that if they pulled the plug their kids would not like them.
 So as I reason that, they let their kids do that which they knew was bad for them in order keep their kids happy with them.
It  seems to me that those "Adults" were more concerned with their own feelings than the welfare of the kids.
If being "friends with your kids means that you have to let you kids do that which will harm them, than friend, You are not a good parent. You are supposed to be older and wiser, if you love your kids more than your ego,...act like it. 

Is it safe?

Grrr and Bob were hiding in "The Lair" in the swamp.
What you may ask would make a tough old teacher and marine and a mighty T-Rex hide?
"Classical Stretch" !!!!!
Stef and Gretta found this new physical fitness program on TV called "Classical Stretch"
They love it and think that it as done well for them and so being good wives, they are after Bob and Grrr to join them.
The guys know when to hide.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Freedom of religion

Freedom of Religion.
Now I am an American. I believe in freedom of religion. You want to worship Odin, Allah, want to be Jewish or a Buddhist? No religion at all, or a Druid etc. Fine. Free country.
What I cannot understand is how Christians can say "That there are many paths to GOD". Now Christ said " I am the way the truth and the light NO-ONE comes to the Father except 
though Me." Look it up. So from the Christian POV there is only ONE path.
Now again, An American has the RIGHT to any religion or none as he or she will pvt matter. and no-one has the right to question them.
But if you wanna be a Christian, you gotta follow the teaching of Christ.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Hierarchies 101


All human cultures in history have had and still do have hierarchies.


Some are based on birth. Some are based on birth and merit.
None are or ever were based on merit alone. If you make a billion, you too will want to leave a large chunk to your kids and that will give them a social advantage. That is Human nature. 
Here we have a culture that has a 30/70 birth to merit ratio. Europe as a whole 60/40. That is why people want to come to the USA. One of the great lies of history is the "Classless society" that has been used since Adam..."Hey..want to be equal with God"...The levelers used it in the 1500s and the Commies and socialists use it today as a means to power.
The leaders of the USSR or Red China did and do NOT live like the common people. "So what?" Your commie profs say. "There are rich and poor in America." That is true but HERE all can try to make it to the top of what ever field that WE chose. That freedom to choose is what makes this
The USA. That is why people want to come here.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

"Daughters ...or Grrr said "I need a rootbeer" Part ll

Sunday came and Little Gretta brought her new boyfriend home to dinner.
"Daddy, Moma, this is Deano."  LG said while watching her parents out of the corner or her eye.
Deano was a handsome young rex, but covered head to tail in "Tats."
Gretta's raptor claw snapped out and she almost fell out of her chair.
 Grrr, to Gretta's surprise said. "Welcome young rex, LG speaks well of you."
While giving Gretta his: "Don't worry babe, I have this under control." look.
Grrr and Gretta had both been "Class dinos" but Grrr had many more years experience.
Grrr touched claws with young Deano.
Deano did not know how to react.
He was used to his appearance shocking his elders and truth to be told enjoyed their horrified reaction.

To be continued.