Grrr calls his lawyer...

Grrr calls his Lawyer.

Grrr was sitting  at breakfast reading the morning paper when he flew into  a true rex rage.
"Roar" said Grrr in his mighty t-rex voice. His tail banging against the floor and root beer spraying all over the table.
Gretta, came running into the room.  "What is the matter dear?" she asked.
"Have you seen this???  This..this...   "They ...they...said that we T-Rex walked on all fours like...like a grass eater.!!! I will sue..I will rip them to bits..I will devour them."

To be continued.

Dino "Preppers?"ll

Dino "Preppers?"  II

"Grrr? are you out of your ever loving blued eyed mind, have you been hiding all week?"asked Bob.

""Hey, buddy, you guys were not here 65 million years ago for the last one. 

We dinos take meteors seriously !"

"Come take a look." Grrr said pointing toward the hidden hole in his cave wall.

Stepping in, Bob saw a long line of tunnels running off in all directions and stocks of food and cases of rootbeer. 

"Grrr, you sir, are a dino prepper!" said a surprised Bob.

"Darn right, I tell ya Bob," handing Bob a coffee, while he popped a can of rootbeer," I tell ya meteors are nothing to fool with. We have stories from the old days. One minute you are minding you own business in the swamp ...next minute BOOM. you have to be very stupid not to learn from an experience like that."

Dino "Preppers?"

Dino Preppers?

Bob was getting worried. He had not seen Grrr or any of the dinos for over a week.
So, he went over to Grrr's cave and let himself in. "Anybody home?" "Hey, Grrr, Gretta?"
"Anybody here?" not getting a reply he began to get worried.
 As he was about to leave, he heard a noise. like a BIG stone being moved. Looking toward the back of the cave, he saw a hole open in the wall and looking out was Grrr,wearing Bob's old Marine helmet.
"Have they gone? Is it over?" asked Grrr
To be continued...

Not vamp enough....it was the Ravioli

Not vamp enough....It was the Ravioli.

Grrr said to Vlad, "Why don't we step outside for a minute?"
"If, you vish" said Vlad.
As soon as the guys were outside, Grrr looked at Vlad and said "Ok, Vlad give. What is going on?"
"Indeed,  I too, as  Flower seems involved, should like to hear your reasons."
"Since Stef is in this too Vlad, this better be good." said Bob.
"Mein friends, I do not ...."
"Busting my TV and knocking me on my tail, beating the crumpets out of Al.."said Grrr.
"Mein friends" that was not me ...it was the ravioli!!!!"
What has Italian cuisine  to do with anything?" asked Dr. H.
"Well, last week was  'Undead week.'  That is when we children of the night have our yearly festival.
 I went to dinner with a very nice werewolf couple and it appears that the waiter made a mistake, and gave me a plate that still had traces of garlic on it.  That does not go well with Vampires. we don't like to speak of it outside der clan." Vlad looked around ashamed to meet the gaze of the other fellas.
"Not a problem, old fellow, under the rose." said Dr. H. Bob and Grrr nodded.
Reassured, Vlad said,"Well garlic has the same effect on us as liquor has on humans or sugar does on           Al Gator, I  shall apologize to Al, as I do to you all, and will replace your cape Bob and your TV. Grrr.
"That's fine, Vlad, can happen to any guy." Grrr and Dr. H nodded in gentlemanly agreement.
"But why are the girls here?"
"I had gone over to your house Bob, to return your cape, the ladies were there lamenting the lack of good movies these days, a feeling which I share, so I invited them to my movie theater to enjoy some of the classics.
 "Valk this vay."  invited Vlad.
The guys walked passed a double door into a movie palace, all gleaming marble and polished crystal... ushers in uniform..rich carpet and soft music.
"Vlad, I have not seen a movie house, No..a movie palace like this in 40 years."
"Thank you, Bob.  Der movie est more than a moving picture on a screen as you see in  the movie box that they call a playhouse today.  It a touch of the noble ..and so der setting must be grand."
 "I..I..had forgotten..what the movies were like. " said Grrr.."Thank you Vlad".
"You are velcome mein friends.  We have new showings twice a week, handing us lifetime passes. Please come  as my guests...Here  is a pass for Al and a friend as well."
Loading up on popcorn, soda, candy and hot dogs, the pals joined their ladies.
The End.

Not Vamp Enough....Popcorn anyone?

The three guys went running down the block.  Dr. H  called a passing cab, and Bob told the driver to "step on it."  In half an hour the pals were outside 1313 Dark Ave.

 Grrr looked at the building and did not like what he saw. It was an old brownstone townhouse, but all the windows and the glass in the front door had been painted black so that not even a hint of daylight could enter.

 "This is not good." said Grrr. "It sure does not look right." said Bob,
 "I ..ah..find it deeply troublesome myself." said Dr. H.
As the three walked toward the dark and grim building, they heard the sounds of ladies crying...Sob...sob. "That is my Flower!" said Dr H. running toward the closer side door. "That is Stef!" said Bob, closing the bolt on his Mauser as he ran. "That is my Gretta." roared Grrrr raising his mighty claws as he raced with the others to the side door.
As the guys crashed  into the  large dark room, the crying got louder.

Three faces: Two dino and one human turned toward them.
 It was Stef, Gretta and Flower and they were crying!

"What is this?" roared Grrrr.."What is going on?" shouted Bob.
 "Why are you in this disturbing situation?" asked Dr. H.

Gretta said "SHHHHH!" Stef said "This is the best part!" Flower said "She is marrying the prince."

The three guys looked at each other in shock and said "Huh????"
 At last noticing the movie playing on the screen.

Just then Vlad came in carrying 4 tubs of popcorn, sodas and hot dogs.

"Vecome fellas. Vould you like some popcorn ?"

To be continued.

Not Vamp Enough...to the Rescue

The three guys; Dr. H, Grrr and Bob met on the corner.
"Guys", Bob yelled, "You guys heard any thing".
"No," replied Grrr,  "and we have to find them.  Later tonight is the full moon, that cannot be good".
"I", ahhm 'Think that you may be a tad confused my boy." said Dr. H. "I do think that that would only apply to werewolves."
"It might affect the vampires as well. We gotta find them", roared Grrr
"Agreed, said Bob, but where to start ? Dino city is a big place."
"If I were an undead, where would I go?" mused Dr. H. applying logic to the problem."
"They could have gone to a old church or tomb or graveyard?" said Bob.
"There as gotta be a couple of dozen churches in Dino city." said  Grrr with a roar.
                                                                                                          "Hum..perhaps this may be of assistance." said Dr. H taking out his cell phone.
"Who ya gonna  call vampire busters?" asked a worried Bob.
"What...oh..the movie..no, Flower and I ...please don't  uh   misconstrue what I am about to share.
Flower and I have perfect trust between us. Indeed a relationship, if it is to endure must built on firm..."
"DOC, roared both Bob and Grrr, we are wasting time.  Just spit it out."
"Spit what out? I.." asked Dr. H.
"Doc. if you have an idea?".asked Bob in his "teacher voice."
"Why, yes as I was saying, Flower worries about me, (Grrr gave Bob a look that said I can see why.) and she had this "App" a GPS sort of thing put on our cell phones, in case one or the other of us got lost.."
Opening his phone and pushing a button. Dr.H looked up and said.."Yes, here she is 1313 Dark Ave."
"Well, call her Doc", said Bob..
"I that is odd, she never turns it off if I am out...I cannot get" ..
.Exchanging a look, the three guys took off  at at a run toward Dark Ave.

To be continued...

Not Vamp enough. The ladies in danger???

Not Vamp Enough.....The ladies in Danger???

As they were walking away  after Dr. H was  done talking to Bruce the Shark about Vlad.
Grrr could see that this was going to take some time to straighten out.
He knew that Gretta was not happy if he was late for dinner and more that she worried about him.
Being a mighty T-Rex. 65 feet tall with 6 inch serrated fangs, Grrr, felt it kind of nice that Gretta worried about him. He decided to call.
Gretta did not answer and the machine said to leave a massage.  "She is probably over Stef's place.' Grrr called Bob and Stef's but no answer.

"I will try her cell,"said Grrr.  Still nothing..that is odd..she always answers that."

Grrr called Bob. "Hey old ape, can you do me a favor? I am trying to get hold of Gretta..I will be late for dinner, can you go over to my cave and pass the word?"
OK", said Bob.
About 5 minutes later, Grrr's cell rang. "Hello babe", he said relived.
"It's me" said Bob. I stopped off on the way home. Gretta is not home and I found a note in my house, She, Stef and Flower have gone out to meet Vlad."!!!!!
"Vlad?" "why would they do that?, hold on perhaps Flower said something to Doc. H.'
"Doc', asked Grrr. "Did Flower say anything to you about going to meet Vlad?"
"Why..uh..no..we have an understanding ..she is a free creature and does not have to tell."
"Doc, enough with the new age hippy hogwash, did she say anything about not being home ...meeting Vlad?"
"No!" said Dr. H. "Do you think that there is ..that there might be reason for concern?"
"Doc...Doc..Vlad has been acting nuts and beating the heck out of beings..what do you think?"
"O dear me...if he is going into a regressive stage...vampires do have the power to control the minds of their victims. Flower is so trusting...."
Bob heard this on the phone and said "Saddle up pals we gotta find our ladies."

To be continued.

Not Vamp Enough ..Dr. H is on the case.

Grrr went over to the "Wellness Center" to find his friend and boss Dr.H.

Dr. H, the Hadroesur, who had married Gretta's sister, Flower, the hippy raptor, was a wise old dino and trusted friend.
"Doc," Grrr said "we got a problem. Vlad has gone nuts."
"My...ah... boy", replied Dr. H, "as a professional counselor, one would not be unjustly remiss to expect a more exact delineation of the...ur...client's condition".
Grrr realizing that Dr. H was correct, explained what Vlad had been doing.
"Humm."  said Dr. H.  "Bob's cape? The one from Walmart?  Your TV?   fighting with Al? "
"I ...ah...I don't recall hearing that Vlad is a ...um violent being?.Indeed I have enjoyed many games of chess and several classic movies with him and always found him a most intelligent, kind and ..ah..gentle person. Yes, let's see Bruce perhaps he can ..umm show us..that is to say throw some light on this rather odd behavior".

Not Vamp enough...Dr. H.

Not Vamp enough...Dr. H.

“Well, You know Vlad longer then any one any idea what is bugging him?’
Asked Grrr.
"The sensitive  artist type, that is Vlad, The business, as you should know, is full of them".
"Vlad, like a father to me, always the helping hand or encouraging word, Grrr you know what that means when your starting out.  For him, it was never a business.  A home he found in film a love.
Any film, any bomb or stinkeroo, he would back, "Vlad, who will buy tickets?  On a cold day You could not pay people  to sit in the seats".   I would say.
 "Bruce", he would reply  "I am undead, I may never die.   If I must live forever, let it be for art."
 In life, Grrr,  a being needs balance, where film is concerned Vlad, he is swimming with no right fin. 
We will need Dr H. Please bring him.  I will make some phone calls. As Grrr was walking off Bruce called. "Grrr mein boy...Bob or Al, they will understand? 
Vlad is a good gentle being.  it is just the craft. you know Gretta knows...they ...they won't".??..said Bruce with concern in his voice and tears in his eyes.
"Not to worry old friend.  Vlad is one of us. They may give him a kick in his Romanian  butt but they won't hurt him or let anyone else hurt him.  
We have to find him before he gets himself hurt. Grrr repilied.

To be continued.

Not Vamp Enough.......Bruce.

Leaving Bob and Al to keep an eye out for Vlad, Grrr went over to see his old friend and mentor, Bruce that Shark. As you know Bruce got Grrr his start in pictures and the two beings had been fast friends ever since.

“Grrr, boy-chick hows by you?” called a pleased Bruce the Shark from his pool as he saw Grrr walk up the hill toward his rather stately home. Bruce had done very well in pictures and other investments.
He was in fact known as a shark with a big heart always ready to hold out a fin to a friend.
“Doing well old friend.”   Replied Grrr.
“Gretta and the kids and your human friends?”
They are fine as well.” said Grrr with a smile.
“Good...good..family and friends that’s your treasure.”
“Sit, eat..when I head that you were coming ,,brono burgers and root beer, I got.
I had coffee and donuts but Bob I don’t see?”
“ No , he and  Al and looking for Vlad.”
“Vlad?” asked Bruce.
“Yes”, Starting with Bob’s cape and ending with Al, Grrr told Bruce what had been going on.
“You know if he gets in with the wrong sort....garlic and a stake come to mind.”said Grrr
“Oy!”Vlad is not a bad sort..I would hate to see him go to such an end.”
“So how can I help?” asked a concerned Bruce..The water in his pool getting churned up as his tail  moved back and forth in concern for his old vampire pal.
“Well, You know Vlad longer then any one any idea what is bugging him?’
Asked Grrr.

Time to call Bruce the shark

Not Vamp Enough?    Continued



“Find him?” said Grrr “I am going to find him alright and stomp on his undead butt”
“While not a chap who would  normally go cowboy bit of bad form that.” Ah  have to say that that boy needs a trimming.” Agreed Al Gator.

“Look guys, I agree. but it is one thing if we kick his butt, that does not mean we want him staked.”
“Hate to say it, old ape, but you have a point.” Said Grrr and Al raised his tea cup in agreement.
“Questions being old boy, where do we find him and how to we help him?” asked Al.
“Bruce...” said Grrr.
“Bruce the Shark ?” asked Al
“Right, he is Vlad’s oldest friend. If any one knows where he is and what is bugging him Bruce will.” said Bob.......to be continued.

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